I was jumped by a "WONDA BRA".
I struggle to get behind it, but managed to fire a few off. I wasn't going to loose this one.
Although I found it surprisingly hard to shake, I got it firmly in my sights, and then I held it tightly. I wasn't letting this one get away. I wouldn't let go, until it was completely undone from wobbling all around.
And then I sprang into action. I let a few off, and then I finished it off close range , where it exploded all over me

Unfortunately there was only one and of course I was expecting two.
Then later
"HARRY the SPIDER"
Most of us will remember this from the 1980's advert "Harry the spiders coming out party (a Finger of Fudge is just enough to give your child diabetes, in later life)
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