This game needs more Space Monkeys

[BigBANGtheory [VR]]

oh look another 70:30 split

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

As long as we can teach them to drive the SRV and collect mats

Only if you drive my car.

Beep beep.

Monkeys would significantly change the game, how dare you suggest it you are not the developer you don't make the design decisions I can't stand this entitlement. Don't you realise some of us have wanted a new Elite game for years and this damn monkey crap comes up every month. The game is too easy as is and monkeys are just the slippery slope to choosing other hairy mammals and soon they will be doing everything and you might as well just watch the screen eating bananas. Monkeys = Uninstall

You want Space Monkeys. Don't try to deny or fight it. It's bigger than both of us.

Chuffed!!!

http://sheehy-family.net/images/monkey.png

Can we call our space monkey "Major Tom"?

Our Space Monkey? That's Space Monkey slavery. And there's only one Major Tom. You can call it Medium or Minor Tom.

Somebody get Ziggy his meds....STAT!

"It's okay Ziggy, you are in your safe space, we're here for you buddy, shhhhhh, shhhhhh"

I got two words for you: Space Monkeys.

 

[Trueno33]

ok, as I am fond of onionhead myself, I´ll vote yes

 

[the100thmonkey]

You would [mad]

As the galaxy's foremost expert on Communist Space Monkeys, I will, comrade.

 

[BigBANGtheory [VR]]

Sorry monkey's were discussed during beta and the answer was no.... then FDev kicked everyone out of the design process for being miserable old gits with too much time on their hands [squeeeee]

 

[Nick Sticks]

Beta 6 is out, there's no Space Monkeys but they're definitely working on it:
- Fixed journal entry for "Scientific Research into Space Monkeys"
.

 

[Theodrid]

Ziggy, your vision and scope is far too narrow, there was a very famous space dog too, where is the puppy love? But no, you go off on one with your monkey fetish, you are so dogist, mods have a word, how can you let this hate filled thread infect your boards?

 

[[VR] Deggial]

Sorry, I can not vote on the poll.

The first option should read "Space Monkeys, HO!" and the second option doesn't have enough exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All for space monkeys, though.

 

[BigBANGtheory [VR]]

If you want space monkeys, Elite isn't for you.

 

[Navigare Necesse Est]

This poll is rigged. I can smell it.

Proof: If it wasn't there'd be an option to vote for Asari!

 

[willowfan]

oh look another 70:30 split

It's this boards "thing"

 

[Minoo Minou]

You are not alone!

[video=youtube_share;p_UYPhoAZ7M]https://youtu.be/p_UYPhoAZ7M[/video]

 

[JYD75]

Where is the "Woot, Woot, SPACE MONKEYS!!!" Poll option? I want to vote but I can't because the selection is too limited.
Seriously, Monkeys without woot woot are just dumb and grindy, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzz don't do that or I will gather my buddies and we will do a monkey meta so that you will HAVE to change it.
All in the name of Community Science advances or something.

woot woot

*tilt*

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

Ziggy, your vision and scope is far too narrow, there was a very famous space dog too, where is the puppy love? But no, you go off on one with your monkey fetish, you are so dogist, mods have a word, how can you let this hate filled thread infect your boards?

We already have Space Puppies. They be smiling and emergent and stuff.

There's going to unknown Aliens in the game. Space Monkeys.

 

[Zieman]

Lølwüt ?

 

[BulletTrev]

Ummm ... Hulloh.

 

[Tataboj]

Where is the "Woot, Woot, SPACE MONKEYS!!!" Poll option? I want to vote but I can't because the selection is too limited.
Seriously, Monkeys without woot woot are just dumb and grindy, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzz don't do that or I will gather my buddies and we will do a monkey meta so that you will HAVE to change it.
All in the name of Community Science advances or something.

woot woot

*tilt*

That's so meta.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

Where is the "Woot, Woot, SPACE MONKEYS!!!" Poll option? I want to vote but I can't because the selection is too limited.

See what you did Ian!? [mad]

I hope you're happy!

 

[Theodrid]

Okay, I'm coming round to the idea Ziggy, one condition though, only if we can have an infinite amount of monkeys with typewriters, cos, y'know, Shakespeare and stuff.

 

[Weps]