Launching the game is an exploit. FD please fix.

[jimmychoosshoes]

What about these:
https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4708/26760921748_7fe78c88e2_o.jpg

And yes, it's the real deal, actual relics directly from my basement and thoroughly misused in the good old Amiga time...

Whilst I loved my knox navigator it was a pain for flight games as you needed two hands. The build was bulletproof.

 

[[VR] Mad Mike]

What about these:
https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4708/26760921748_7fe78c88e2_o.jpg

And yes, it's the real deal, actual relics directly from my basement and thoroughly misused in the good old Amiga time...

the competition pro is a great stick (mine was translucent blue with silver buttons....)

but the zipstick was always my stick of choice for the amiga years.... there was a time where i would have given anyone in the world a good game on kick off 2, when armed with my zipstick. the only game in my life i have been truly exceptional at.

i wallow in mediocrity in all others.

 

[Theodrid]

Unfortunately, we cannot nerf real-life.

Real life buff confirmed!

 

[CMDR Mayhem]

Haha Bretts reply made me nearly choke on my coffee

 

[ilo]

My neighbour is making more credits than me and has a bigger car. Please do something!!

 

[GunnerBill]

Unfortunately, we cannot nerf real-life.

Real Life needs a buff, no?

 

[PiLhEaD]

I agree with the OP and find it completely unacceptable that I also need to own both a computer/console and a copy of the game to play.

Why oh why oh why must we have to accept these tired old excuses and artificial limitations?!?

C'mon FDev pull your socks up!

 

[ilo]

I agree with the OP and find it completely unacceptable that I also need to own both a computer/console and a copy of the game to play.

Why oh why oh why must we have to accept these tired old excuses and artificial limitations?!?

C'mon FDev pull your socks up!

I find annoying that people that owns the game can enjoy all the content and me, that I don't own the game, I'm limited. Very unfair FD, very idiotic design.

 

[Codger]

Unfortunately, we cannot nerf real-life.

You don't have to. It comes pre-nerfed.

 

[Leadfoot]

I use a NES controller. Please kindly unplug your mouse and keyboard.

I tried unplugging my mouse and keyboard and rebooted my computer.
Wasn't sure what to do when it said "Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue." :S

 

[clouddancer]

ED is real life. What you think is real life is a computer simulation programmed by the Thargoids after they won the war.

 

[Speedcuffs]

Should I try putting a wooden spoon in the USB port?

Confirmed: wooden spoon not working.
Ticket raised.:S

 

[[DOOK] Droogie]

Unfortunately, we cannot nerf real-life.

I tried "real life" once. The graphics were awesome, but the storyline sucked.

 

[Iskariot]

Unfortunately, we cannot nerf real-life.

Damn, that was my only hope...

 

[JesusRocks1988]

Confirmed: wooden spoon not working.
Ticket raised.:S

Did you make sure to use an authentic olive wood serving spork?
The extra surface area of the tines should make it easier to map controls.

 

[jimmychoosshoes]

only try to realize the truth...there is no spoon

 

[Deleted member 110222]

I'm sure this low-level, clunky satire was hilarious in your head! :|

You're just jealous of the +rep bomb I've received.

 

[JRok]

Fdev... please nerf my yard or buff my lawnmower SRV... or better yet make it automated... it's almost time to start cutting grass again and that's going to cut into my game time.

ED should only work with this
http://nowgamercom.wpengine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/285617.jpg

OMG... I used to play Elite with one of those on my Commodore.

 

[ilo]

You're just jealous of the +rep bomb I've received.

Can't do it again, dang it!

 

[Han Zulu]

Nerf fun as well. We all should be equally miserable.