Corpo-Speak for Commanders
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Me: There are some bugs!?
AEGIS: We know!
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Me: It's buggy!?
PF: Actually it's the latest in Surface Recon Vehicle technologies.
"Hello Commander. Welcome to the Casino Station Roulette Landing Pad Game. All the landing pads suitable for your vessel are active. Should you land on the lucky pad you will win 1Bcr. If you land on the neutral pads nothing unusual will happen. However, if you land on one of the 'zero/double zero' pads your ship will be destroyed, you will be fined for littering, and you will find yourself at the nearby detention centre. You have sixty seconds to make your choice and land. Good luck, Commander".
"Respecting your time. Docking re-prioritized "
Welcome to your new Elite Dangerous space craft!
For our customers' amusement eject all cargo may be bound by default.
For our customers' amusement eject all cargo may be bound by default.
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SLF reports targets available: "Low Hanging Fruit sighted, Commander."
SLF ordered to withdraw and defend: "Circling back on that one, Sir"
SLF ordered to attack: "I'm on the business"
SLF ordered to hold position: "Ramping down priorities, Commander"
SLF ordered to withdraw and defend: "Circling back on that one, Sir"
SLF ordered to attack: "I'm on the business"
SLF ordered to hold position: "Ramping down priorities, Commander"
Visit Hutton's Harem, Orbital Curry House!
Only 0.22 light years from this picture theatre.
Only 0.22 light years from this picture theatre.
Sorry. 
.. One of my favourite kinds of thread this.
.. One of my favourite kinds of thread this."Greetings, Commander. We have received your order for a Surface Reconnisance Vehicle, and debited your account the amount agreed. Please can you send us a copy of your SRV driving license in order for us to complete the delivery (we are legally required to check that anybody purchasing an SRV has passed the driving tests). If you are unable to do so we will not be able to complete the delivery, or refund the amount paid. Thank you for your custom".
Repairs ? To your SRV ? How much ? <whistles>. There's a lot of damage to your gasket Chief and obviously we'll have to wait for parts .. from Raxxla.
"Kill your speed, not your globally functioning currency"
Due to the unflattering nature of this thread, it has been set to read-only mode.
"CMDR, your shields are down. Need a new paint job?"
Haven't written your vows yet? Don't worry, we can write them for you! - dial 555 and ask for Counterfeit Inc.
No...the vows have been written, but had to be re-proiritized.
"Touchdown, engines dis-engaging. Please remember to pay for your parking space in advance, as this is a 'Pay and Display' vessel parking area".
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