I Was Ganked By A Thargoid Cyclops And I Think I Have A Date

[RELSPI]

So I was doing some rescue missions on a station sabotaged by Ram Tah (and then blamed on the Thargoids), and when I jumped into the system I was hyperdicted.
I was already getting a kind of tight feeling in my chest - I've never been noticed like that before - when suddenly my ship shut down. I could barely hear anything. Just when I thought it was a Guardian trick, the dreamiest Cyclops I've ever seen floated around in front of me, stared me RIGHT in the eyes, and started scanning my ship! As the alien radiation washed over my body, I'd never felt so loved. He was a bit too shy to stick around, though, so he flew away - but by locking onto a bunch of systems and looking at his wake, I worked out where he was going to be next!

What should I wear for our next meeting? I'm so excited - although it probably won't be able to go too far before the 2020 xenoromance update.

 

[Rubbernuke]

 

[RELSPI]

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You can't prove anything.

 

[Rubbernuke]

Lets look at the facts:

Alien radiation

Waving tendrils

Flew off in a hurry after

Left no phone number

Better get down to MotherCares alien section.

 

[Interstellar Overdrive]

So I was doing some rescue missions on a station sabotaged by Ram Tah (and then blamed on the Thargoids), and when I jumped into the system I was hyperdicted.
I was already getting a kind of tight feeling in my chest - I've never been noticed like that before - when suddenly my ship shut down. I could barely hear anything. Just when I thought it was a Guardian trick, the dreamiest Cyclops I've ever seen floated around in front of me, stared me RIGHT in the eyes, and started scanning my ship! As the alien radiation washed over my body, I'd never felt so loved. He was a bit too shy to stick around, though, so he flew away - but by locking onto a bunch of systems and looking at his wake, I worked out where he was going to be next!

What should I wear for our next meeting? I'm so excited - although it probably won't be able to go too far before the 2020 xenoromance update.

Green.

 

[RELSPI]

This is starting to sound like prejudice. Just because he's an illegal alien doesn't make him automatically unfaithful.

 

[Vardaugas]

Try wearing a salad dress. I believe the creaking and squeeking of fresh lettuce leaves is endearing to Thargoids.

 

[RELSPI]

Try wearing a salad dress. I believe the creaking and squeeking of fresh lettuce leaves is endearing to Thargoids.

So I'm to understand the Thargoids would have hated Lady Gaga?

 

[Dillon Fallon]

I do love Sundays on the forum.

Although I probably should get myself tested since this happens every time I visit the Pleiades. Still, I keep going down there knowing its going to happen. Maybe it says something about me.

 

[aRJay]

This is starting to sound like prejudice. Just because he's an illegal alien doesn't make him automatically unfaithful.

Nobody said illegal.
What makes you think it is a he, that sounds a bit like gender prejudice.

 

[RELSPI]

Nobody said illegal.
What makes you think it is a he, that sounds a bit like gender prejudice.

Because he was so hot, and I know which way I swing. And also that I'm not pregnant.

 

[aRJay]

Because he was so hot, and I know which way I swing. And also that I'm not pregnant.

Still sounds like you are assuming that Thargoids have two genders. It could be anything from 0 to 13 at least.

 

[Dillon Fallon]

If you really want to get their attention, get a corrosive resistant cargo rack and scoop up one of their probes in an nhss. The next thargoid will be so excited to meet you they'll not even want to wait till you've opened the door.

You can then work out your own back story for how you got dropped off at the station.

 

[Deleted member 110222]

This is art.

 

[Bigmaec]

This is art.

This is madness.

 

[Midian Cabal]

If you want to get reaaaaaly friendly on the first date, take a few inhabitated escape pods with you. They just can't say no to those.

 

[RELSPI]

This is madness.

I'm not saying this is Sparta, but it probably is.

If you really want to get their attention, get a corrosive resistant cargo rack and scoop up one of their probes in an nhss. The next thargoid will be so excited to meet you they'll not even want to wait till you've opened the door.

You can then work out your own back story for how you got dropped off at the station.

Why would I be unfaithful to my soulmate?

 

[Rubbernuke]

Because he was so hot, and I know which way I swing. And also that I'm not pregnant.

All I can say is....

....I hope its a conventional birth.

 

[Old Duck]

NOW can we have a functional "Ignore Thread" feature, please?

 

[Hadrian Augustus Duval]

What if the thargoid you met is she instead of he?