I Was Ganked By A Thargoid Cyclops And I Think I Have A Date

[Midian Cabal]

Why if the thargoid you met is she instead of he?

She's aware of the probability.

 

[RELSPI]

Why if the thargoid you met is she instead of he?

Then I have to ask some questions about myself.

 

[Hadrian Augustus Duval]

Then I have to ask some questions about myself.

I mean, there are nothing wrong.

 

[Rubbernuke]

Why if the thargoid you met is she instead of he?

It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby!

 

[Siobhan]

This is art.

This is madness.

There's a difference?

 

[Dillon Fallon]

Why would I be unfaithful to my soulmate?

Oh, it's one specific one you're after. Can't help you there. Call me specieist, but they all look the same to me.

 

[Siobhan]

Are we to expect to see rainbow painted flower ships in the near future?

 

[Phongsalt]

Why would I be unfaithful to my soulmate?

Because you are fickle? Word is you'll drop your landing gear for any stray alien.

 

[Rubbernuke]

But what happens when a Cyclops is not enough and you've broken its four hearts?

Will you start eyeing up a hunky Medusa?

I feel a sitcom drama coming on.

 

[RELSPI]

Just because I ditched my crushes for Thargoids doesn't make me some kind of heartbreaker ;-;

 

[Witcher 7]

I suggest putting sweet liquid where you would like a bug to suck on.

 

[Rubbernuke]

Just because I ditched my crushes for Thargoids doesn't make me some kind of heartbreaker ;-;

Thargoid Cupid fires a 3A Guardian Gauss I'm told

 

[Phongsalt]

Thats not how Mahon tells it.
I dont cast nastersciums. i merely lay them at your pylons.

 

[Rubbernuke]

Thats not how Mahon tells it.

 

[Siobhan]

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You sure that's not just the larval stage of a thargoid drone?

 

[Rubbernuke]

You sure that's not just the larval stage of a thargoid drone?

Many, many people have asked this question.

 

[Bigmaec]

I'm soooo tempted to block and report all of you weird thargoid lovers...

 

[Siobhan]

I'm soooo tempted to block and report all of you weird thargoid lovers...

Sounds like jealousy to me...

 

[Rubbernuke]

I'm soooo tempted to block and report all of you weird thargoid lovers...

Too late, Edmund has blocked you.

 

[Spaceman Si]

Fly with your Asp’s cargo hatch open. That should prove quite alluring for them.