I Was Ganked By A Thargoid Cyclops And I Think I Have A Date

[Rubbernuke]

The Medusa Goids are certainly Goth like- they have a Robert Smith air to them.

 

[RELSPI]

The Medusa Goids are certainly Goth like- they have a Robert Smith air to them.

They're the hottest. If you even start trying that 'all-female' crap with them, you're going to get... nothing, really, but I'll whine a lot.

 

[Siobhan]

That's not a goth, it's a broken dream
And also a very worrying implication for me

If you had

They're the hottest. If you even start trying that 'all-female' crap with them, you're going to get... nothing, really, but I'll whine a lot.

Business as usual then
But sure, have you been to a Camden night club on ladies night? Wall to wall Thargoids...

 

[RELSPI]

If you had
Business as usual then
But sure, have you been to a Camden night club on ladies night? Wall to wall Thargoids...

I'm too young.

 

[Interstellar Overdrive]

Goth

Gross.

 

[RELSPI]

Gross.

linkin park plays in the background

 

[Interstellar Overdrive]

linkin park plays in the background

cringes

 

[PiLhEaD]

I r e f u s e t o a c c e p t t h i s r e a l i t y
unless there are also male variants

Methinks the CMDR protests too much....

 

[Crank Larson]

What should I wear for our next meeting? I'm so excited - although it probably won't be able to go too far before the 2020 xenoromance update.

Don't do it. That Thargoid hyperdicted me too - several times, in fact. But she's never there when I want something... She'll just use you and throw you away...

 

[RELSPI]

Don't do it. That Thargoid hyperdicted me too - several times, in fact. But she's never there when I want something... She'll just use you and throw you away...

I was interdicted by a MALE Thargoid
Please stop pushing these LIES

 

[Crank Larson]

I was interdicted by a MALE Thargoid
Please stop pushing these LIES

Yeah. She told me that too.

 

[Dillon Fallon]

Thargoids could be like parasitic wasps. In which case, it's probably worth knowing if you're with a male or female one very early on in the relationship. Nobody likes brain eating larvae.

 

[Hanerib]

The Medusa Goids are certainly Goth like- they have a Robert Smith air to them.

Medusa class interceptor spinning along to "Friday I'm In Love"?
I can see that

 

[Phongsalt]

A chorus line of thargoid scouts jigging along to 'I fell in love with a star ship trooper'.

 

[RELSPI]

Medusa class interceptor spinning along to "Friday I'm In Love"?
I can see that

I didn't realise that was goth music
should I just end it all now?

 

[Demascus]

I was interdicted by a MALE Thargoid
Please stop pushing these LIES

"Dude looks like a lady"

 

[Spaceman Si]

But sure, have you been to a Camden night club on ladies night? Wall to wall Thargoids...

Slimelight must have changed a bit since I was last there

I didn't realise that was goth music
should I just end it all now?

It’s on the gothic spectrum. Though I think the picture is more of a neo-goth “Black Tape for a Blue Girl” style than a trad. hardcore Fields Of The Nephilim end of the scale.

 

[Schmack]

I r e f u s e t o a c c e p t t h i s r e a l i t y
unless there are also male variants

No need to gender assign. That could be male or even unisex.

 

[RELSPI]

No need to gender assign. That could be male or even unisex.

Or [incomprehensible 4th alien option].

 

[Schmack]

Or [incomprehensible 4th alien option].

Yes and no, and maybe, plus one or two other answers that cannot be spoken in human language.