Oh my dear young thing, I could simply not disagree more.
After all, we were having a substantial side discussion about boil-in-the-bag Kumo burger sources, modern recruitment technologies for the cannibalistics amongst readers, and a wholly superb chat regarding types of stereotypical Italian foods that one could use as analogies for space combat idioms.
I do quite firmly believe that you, my dear fellow, may have committed the criminal act of not reading all that one is presented with.
It must also be noted that much of said salt you referred to, was mere seasoning for both the cheezy bread products, and the burgers, although I noticed you omitted the other types of seasoning of relevance, such as extra virgin olive oil, garlic, and of course peppery pepper.
This kind of slapdash thread speeding is simply not acceptable in a modern metrotypical forum environment, and I politely (yet sternly) suggest that you may need to do a shade better with your post-classroom coursework, say what?
Other than this, one hopes you're having a smashing Saturday.
Yours schizophrenically,
Henry Blofeld.