State of the Game

[Sysmon]

Again, only know the truth of this, and they obviously aren't talking!

Except if their name is Sally Morgan Moore. Then they are hard to shut up, and we don't want them to!

#SallyMorganMooreWillSaveUs

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[Susanna]

Interrupts detailed, serious discussion to remind all and sundry that he appreciates tubular processed meat products.

I do too! Especially from Greggs

 

[MishaTX]

Briefly considers slapping a "Follow" on Fuglydog53.

Decides against it. There are limits to even my cruelty.

 

[Susanna]

im on this forum quite a bit love this thread,sry took umbridge over something so stupid,just some times ,well you how it it is,hope no one took offence,feel stupid now

Doh! I missed something! This thread moves way too food fast for me.

 

[Amy Pendergast]

Briefly considers slapping a "Follow" on Fuglydog53.

Decides against it. There are limits to even my cruelty.

I really think once is enough. There may be a whole chapter about that in the Geneva Convention?

 

[Sysmon]

Need one more of these:

AFKBRB

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[MishaTX]

I really think once is enough. There may be a whole chapter about that in the Geneva Convention?

Several, last I checked. Right after the one about adding Kale to actual foodstuffs.

 

[Sysmon]

Today I had my first conversation online in Excel, and I may have bought a farm.

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[Sysmon]

<burps in cunninglingual>

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[MishaTX]

Today I had my first conversation online in Excel, and I may have bought a farm.

S

OK, buddy, you've had enough.

#LastCall

 

[Fishy]

Makes thread about guns guns guns and guns.

Lists IRL guns credentials.

Extensively analyses gun stats in game and compares to IRL guns.

Goes on to explain bad lack of realism in projectile speed, gun ranges and scope indicators.

Also asks for 5s respawn.

 

[Sysmon]

Makes thread about guns guns guns and guns.

Lists IRL guns credentials.

Extensively analyses gun stats in game and compares to IRL guns.

Goes on to explain bad lack of realism in projectile speed, gun ranges and scope indicators.

Also asks for 5s respawn.

Contemplates going postal.

Eyes CAPS LOCK.

Wonders if Open Letters can only be written in Open.

Decides to get another beer.

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[MishaTX]

Makes thread about guns guns guns and guns.

You rang?

 

[Susanna]

Suzie, dear, I love you but you really are beginning to stray dangerously off-topic here. If you don't stop it, you might start making actual sense.

#ConcernedFriend

Sorry!

In my defence, I'm still broken here...

 

[MishaTX]

Decides to get another beer.

Alright. Can't stop you, bud, but I'm going to have to ask you for the keys to your truck.

Don't worry, I'll throw a mattress on the bed so you can sleep it off out there.

 

[MishaTX]

In my defence, I'm still broken here...

And, also in your defense, I may have to admit to having played a tiny, tiny little part in that.

 

[Sysmon]

Makes thread about guns guns guns and guns.

Lists IRL guns credentials.

Extensively analyses gun stats in game and compares to IRL guns.

Goes on to explain bad lack of realism in projectile speed, gun ranges and scope indicators.

Also asks for 5s respawn.

The game could have been hugely fun if mag boots only worked on man-made structures, we didn't have suit thrusters to heat our calves, and we were fully subjects to low-G shenanigans. Peeps flying everywhere, slow-motion foot combat. It would have been lovely and ED-level very different.

Oh well. <burps sentimentally>

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[Sysmon]

Alright. Can't stop you, bud, but I'm going to have to ask you for the keys to your truck.

Don't worry, I'll throw a mattress on the bed so you can sleep it off out there.

Just throw the mattress in the truck, I have no idea where it will end up.

S

 

[MishaTX]

I do too! Especially from Greggs

Don't know who "Greggs" is, but I'm all about the sausage.

Erm... That didn't come out right, did it?

Nevermind.

 

[Susanna]

Except if their name is Sally Morgan Moore. Then they are hard to shut up, and we don't want them to!

#SallyMorganMooreWillSaveUs

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So it seems...