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Thread: The brand new and shiny Official ABRAKA DRABBLE Thread. (+shiny new forum)

  1. #1861

    Oh I, i just died in your barns tonight

    After the crippling meat blockades on Birminghamworld, Horatio's Farm had transformed itself into a lucrative safari park. Chocolate was their prize attraction, an alpha Bull of an indigenous herd species, it looked sweet but was in fact quite deadly.

    Today Horatio's was closed as Federal police investigated the untimely death of work placement student Robbie Nobbit. "We don't know why he entered the barn, officer, or why he's naked" pleaded Horatio, "We only found tonight's worksheet on him. He was supposed to stack shelves in the gift shop! ".


    Worksheet
    ~~~
    Strip down shelf.
    Prepare display: -
    Milk Chocolate
    Finish before tour ends


    Great Tunes to Supercruise to - p.s. have you tried ABRAKA DRABBLE?

  2. #1862
    Mmmm, Chocolatey . . .

    Imagine humanity's joy and surprise at finding out the Jelly worms of Rinax-IV were edible and delicious.
    Millions of the tiny creatures were wiped out almost overnight to feed the hungry masses patronizing “gourmet” eateries across the bubble.
    Jelly worms were almost entirely extinct when one hungry human, much like the story of the Oyster,
    ate some of the pellets excreted by the Rinax worms and found them to be more tasty and nutritious than the worms themselves!
    “Chocolate Worm Candies” are now enjoyed throughout the bubble, revenue from the sale of the confection having saved the species from extinction.

  3. #1863

    If Only I Could Erase This Scene From My Head ...

    Cue audio: single trumpet plays six notes

    Scene opens on a Type-9 with a friesian cow paint job landing on a moon's surface.
    A single SRV in midnight black exits the Type-9
    As we follow the SRV bouncing across the moon's surface, it flies off a cliff, barrel rolls in mid air, like a stunt from a James Bond movie.
    The SRV effortlessly dodges raining skimmers and ships trying to blow it out of existence.
    Finally it stops nearby a ship and a posh accent reads out the words now on screen ...

    AND ALL BECAUSE ROYALHANKEY LOVES KOW'S MILK TRAY
    When you need me, but do not want me, I must stay ... When you want me, but do not need me, I must go.

  4. #1864
    01 - Frank - Can You Believe It?
    02 - RoyalHankey - National Chocolate Day
    03 - Listeri69 - If you knew, Peggy-Sue, then you know why....
    04 - phong - Ze, 'ow you say' ,chocolatiers tale.
    05 - cleonymus - A love of sweet things can lead you to do some strange things.
    06 - Galactic Midden - Oh I, i just died in your barns tonight
    07 - JetsonRING - Mmmm, Chocolatey . . .
    08 - Alien - If Only I Could Erase This Scene From My Head ...

    Good to see you back Alien. Maybe you could add a much-needed sense of decorum to the Drabble Show.

    Everyone else, please help Alien erase that scene from her head by entering lots and lots of other Drabbles.

    If you are new to the game just look several posts up to see how to play. You got until late tonight to enter the competition.

    Rule (1) of Fighter Club is "We do not talk about Fight Club"

    https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showth...18#post4688218

  5. #1865

    Cmdr Pseudonym - Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

    Cmdr Skiprat had decided that what Dongkum needed was a new sausage
    one that could pleasure all the women.
    A 12 inch chocolate sausage
    Skippy spent all night working on it until finally it was ready
    he stuck it through a test gloryhole and sure enough it was munched on quite heavily
    'That was delicious anymore where that came from?' A Jamaican woman replied
    Skippy had an idea he covered his willy in chocolate spread and stuck it through..
    there was a loud crunch followed by a scream..
    'I don't like this raspberry filled one as much as the plain'

  6. #1866

    That's not biowaste...

    Maris flicked her bobblehead, its inane plastic rictus wobbled dutifully. Outside a thousand miles of incandescent plasma, contorted by colossal magnetic fields, twisted and spun against the cool blackness of the void.

    There was no escaping it, she was bored.

    A flash indicated new visitors to the backwater. Dutifully she locked on and hit the cargo scan. What would it be this time? More farm equipment? Some geological stabilisers perhaps? Or more Bio-

    -You never saw that being shipped. It was unheard of. It… just…

    She called her wing-mates excitedly.

    “Boys, this one's got some real *tasty* cargo”

  7. #1867
    last call for Drabbles

    01 - Frank - Can You Believe It?
    02 - RoyalHankey - National Chocolate Day
    03 - Listeri69 - If you knew, Peggy-Sue, then you know why....
    04 - phong - Ze, 'ow you say' ,chocolatiers tale.
    05 - cleonymus - A love of sweet things can lead you to do some strange things.
    06 - Galactic Midden - Oh I, i just died in your barns tonight
    07 - JetsonRING - Mmmm, Chocolatey . . .
    08 - Alien - If Only I Could Erase This Scene From My Head ...
    09 - Cmdr Pseudonym - Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
    10 - Edith_The_Hutt - That's not biowaste...


    I'm starting to put up the poll. If you got any Drabbles, get'em in now

    Rule (1) of Fighter Club is "We do not talk about Fight Club"

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  8. #1868

    Not Poo. But the drabble is.

    Food had been the root of many wars in Earths history.
    In the late 20th centruy there was the ice cream wars of Glasgow.
    Before that some crusades about cheeses had occupied the people for thousands of years.
    The commander had a choice to make. In front of him 2 canisters. He only had room for one.
    In one the last remaining viable coffee beans. In the other, the last cocoa bean.
    Noone had fallen asleep and crashed into a sun because of lack of chocolate.
    His wife would be furious, but he would just buy her some... oh crahp.

  9. #1869
    ...and Simoof just just manages to slip in to the Drabble contest as the door comes down to seal off any further enteries.

    That's it for this week.


    https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showth...-212-Chocolate

    Rule (1) of Fighter Club is "We do not talk about Fight Club"

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  10. #1870

    Not Really Coping

    Probably just as well I missed the deadline....


    Have you heard the Wispa? Everyone's a Fruit and Nut Case.
    Only the crumbliest, flakiest grip on reality helps you work, rest and play.
    It's the taste of paranoia, it makes the face you love light up
    in terror. It melts in your mouth, it melts your head
    and you can eat it between meals without losing your sanity.
    Have a break! Have a breakdown.
    And all because the lady loves a chocolate fireguard, a chocolate teapot.
    A little teapot.
    P- P- Pick up a stammer.


    If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join a support group.

  11. #1871
    It pains me to say it in this case, but I am legally obliged to say this..

    This Drabble would've definitely won if it had been entered in time.

    Rule (1) of Fighter Club is "We do not talk about Fight Club"

    https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showth...18#post4688218

  12. #1872
    Originally Posted by Frank View Post (Source)
    This Drabble would've definitely won if it had been entered in time.
    Chuckle :-)

  13. #1873
    Originally Posted by Frank View Post (Source)
    It pains me to say it in this case, but I am legally obliged to say this..

    This Drabble would've definitely won if it had been entered in time.
    Yes, if that excellent drabble had only been entered in time, it was bounty win.


    Great Tunes to Supercruise to - p.s. have you tried ABRAKA DRABBLE?

  14. #1874
    For that absolutely terrible pun, Midden has just gotten a Bounty on his head

    Rule (1) of Fighter Club is "We do not talk about Fight Club"

    https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showth...18#post4688218

  15. #1875
    isn't that off topic?

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