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  1. #2281

    Kow Was Right, You Really Can't Get The Staff

    Midden was furious. All his efforts to take over this base and once again the minions had failed to pay proper respects. "Who did it this time? Who defaced the golden potato bust?". A few ss came from the assembled locals but none spoke.

    "Do you want me to flail a few of 'em?" sniffled Smoof his simpering sidekick.

    "Get the guillotine!" Midden replied, "and read this week's orders again". The sloppy Smoof shuffled off.

    "Your Greatness" a local piped up, "we's only giving funnies".

    "Enough!" Midden boomed as Smoof leached back in. "Smoof, the orders!"

    "N-Ne, N-Newer Re-executions needed"

  2. #2282

    Monologue in more ways than one

    “New Year’s Resolution: 1920x1080?”

    “No, enough with the puns. All of your writing descends toward a rotten one-liner that leaves everybody deflated. Your resolution should be to write moving, dynamic drabbles.”

    “OK, the Frame Shift Drive juddered …”

    “No, moving drabbles … drabbles with emotion!”

    “The Frame Shift Drive juddered tenderly …”

    “No, drabbles written with style!”

    “The Frame Shift Drive juddered tenderly toward Carnaby Street …”

    “God, I’m losing the will to live …”

    “Waypoint, scoop?”

    “Well, yes, no wait! No, no, no …”

    “Ok, a moving, dynamic drabble with emotion and style?”

    “Yes”

    “No chance, I'm outta words”

  3. #2283

    Frank's Choice

    Sven heard a groaning coming from a pile of tinsel. He put the tinsel in a bin liner to reveal Frank, who had been there all night. "Never again?"

    Frank eyed the barman suspiciously "Why would I say something like that?"

    Sven shrugged as he picked up the Christmas tree.

    Frank stared at the glass he'd been holding. He'd never seen a Janx left in its glass so long "It's so thick!"

    "Janx slowly boils away the water that it comes with. If you drank that, it'd be your last ever drink."

    Frank pondered for a second. "Add some water!"

  4. #2284
    A Christmas Present for Psykokow

    Simoof was looking for a present for Psykokow.
    He thought, 'A COMPUTER' he's always breaking his so I'll get him another.
    He looked everywhere until...................................
    He saw this shop selling unbreakable items.
    Simoof said "Hello, do you sell unbreakable computers, money's no object".
    Shopkeeper replied "We have this HP 2683560 zx spectrum is a good buy".
    Ok wrap it up please".
    He gave Psykokow the computer.
    A Black screen appeared which meant he had to take it back
    "Psykokow, do you break every foocking computer!!!!"
    Shop Keeper said "We will have the software for that resolution in the New Year".

  5. #2285
    01 - Listeri69 - Fat, Hop and clarity : A story of morals, morons and misogyny...
    02 - Cmdr pseudonym - Warning: Do not exceed maximum dose....
    03 - psykokow - The Dark
    04 - Galactic Midden - Kow Was Right, You Really Can't Get The Staff
    05 - CMDR FluffyBun - Monologue in more ways than one
    06 - Frank - Frank's Choice
    07 - RoyalHankey - A Christmas Present for Psykokow


    Seven isn't a bad haul of Drabbles, but I don't know if we're having a rollover week because of Christmas. I'll leave that to wiser heads than mine.

    I'll check back here tonight at around 11:00

    If there are a few post to say to leave it 'til next week I'll do just that.


    ...otherwise time is running out! Get yer Drabbles in!

  6. #2286

    The Pundits - a tale that just sucks balls.

    He slapped the a$s so hard it started a new rear revolution.
    Cleaning his equipment with this new rezoglide gel gave it the new gear rezo-lube shine.
    Vangogh had been recreated but the missing part was stuck in the middle of his face. He did not like his new ear relocation.
    Eric, sat in the spacebar "resolute", commed his friend to see where he was.. "You near resolute, Sean?"
    The eygptian jamaican had 2 props for his bardic band left "u weer fez or lute mon"
    I promise never to pun again this year. This is my new year resolution.

  7. #2287

    Should A Partner's Presents Be Forgot, Your Fate Will Soon Be Mine ....

    "You must not forget."
    "I won't forget."
    "I need those two things."
    "I know."
    "If you forget them I'll ... I'll ... something."
    "Yep, I got that, I've written them down."
    "It's not for me you understand ... I'm asking ..."
    "For a friend?"
    "No, I don't pull that excuse out."
    "For yourself?"
    "No, it's for the wife, I need those packages for her end of year present."
    "I completely understand wink wink."
    "Did you just say wink wink?"
    "Yeah, this is over com link, so you can't see me actually winking."
    "Oh yeah, silly me ... so remember ..."
    "I Know, your rest or lotion."

  8. #2288
    No entry from me this week but I did compose another short story that does not fit within the 100 word limit. In case anyone is interested in reading it you can find it here:

    https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showth...56#post6249856

    Constructive feedback is appreciated. o7 and Happy new Year!

  9. #2289

    Not pleased to see me.

    He sat opposite: cheap plastic badge, cheap plastic gun and a desk which was almost certainly sold as “Wipe-Clean”; a low-cost rent-a-cop on a nowhere station. Only I was in manacles and he had the keys, manners said he should go first.

    “Multiple counts of larceny, assault, illegal gambling, public drunkenness, piracy, blackmail, running a brothel, working in a brothel, stealing a spaceship to use as a brothel, and of course: smuggling Onionhead. So...” he leered across the table, “got any new year's resolutions?”

    “Yeah,” I said, slowly drawing my concealed blaster beneath the table, “Next year: don't get caught”

  10. #2290
    01 - Listeri69 - Fat, Hop and clarity : A story of morals, morons and misogyny...
    02 - Cmdr pseudonym - Warning: Do not exceed maximum dose....
    03 - psykokow - The Dark
    04 - Galactic Midden - Kow Was Right, You Really Can't Get The Staff
    05 - CMDR FluffyBun - Monologue in more ways than one
    06 - Frank - Frank's Choice
    07 - RoyalHankey - A Christmas Present for Psykokow
    08 - Simoof - The Pundits - a tale that just sucks balls.
    09 - Alien - Should A Partner's Presents Be Forgot, Your Fate Will Soon Be Mine ....
    10 - Edith_The_Hutt - Not pleased to see me.

    A good collection of Drabbles, and no orders from on high to roll over the week. I'll go read JetsonRING's story and then come back here to put up the Drabble poll.

    You've got minutes left to post yer entry

  11. #2291
    So I've read a nice story, and now I'm going to post a poll

    You've had yer chance... your too late to post yer Drabble fer this week


    https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showth...-s-Resolutions

  12. #2292
    Congratulations Listeri69 on the first drabble win of 2018, erm well the last win of 2017 and the first Theme of 2018!!

    WOO HOO for you!!!

  13. #2293
    Congrats Mr WInnard, a close win.

  14. #2294
    Well done to you Mr Listeri69

  15. #2295