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Thread: The brand new and shiny Official ABRAKA DRABBLE Thread. (+shiny new forum)

  1. #2326
    Poll goes up Soon .... someone wake up Frank

  2. #2327
    <splutters awake!>

    What!.. I wuz awake all the time. I just said 10pm to get all the stragglers posting before I put up the poll

  3. #2328
    Originally Posted by Frank View Post (Source)
    <splutters awake!>

    What!.. I wuz awake all the time. I just said 10pm to get all the stragglers posting before I put up the poll
    Done ... you can go back to sleep

  4. #2329
    Congratulations to the drabble writing champion again... Simmof!!!! Bravo, and Siimife has brought us another theme.


    Please do get your entries in here, in this thread, and also do pay close attention to the rules.. they are below.

    Do also join us Friday 7:00pm BST at for the live readings, it might help you pick your winning 3 drabbles..

    1. Drabbles must be 100 words exactly (Excluding the title)
    2. Over-use of-hyphens-to keep your word-count at 100 is very amusing but probably not a great idea.
    3. Keep it as clean as you can to suit the family forum rules here, so no frogs attached to anatomical parts.
    4. Only the first 20 entries are guaranteed a place in the (usually weekly) poll.
    5. 1 entry each, you may write as many drabbles as you want, but it is assumed that your first drabble is your chosen entry unless otherwise advised. But please mark Drabbles that you don't want entered as such.
    6. If your drabble is under or over 100 words you will have a chance to correct it before the poll is erected, at this point, your drabble may be DQ'd if other drabbles are available to take its place.
    7. Drabbles must be set in the Elite Dangerous universe (as loosely as you care to make it).
    8. It should try to meet the theme in some arguable way.
    9. If there is more than one theme you must match at least one, but can gain extra votes if you meet more.
    10. It's all for a bit of fun, so enjoy yourself... Enjoyment is mandatory!
    11. If you win, you get to submit next week's Drabble topic, so make sure you post it by 3pm GMT Monday. Or else chaos will ensue and who knows what will happen...
    12. You must big it up and get the Drabble Show over 100 viewers, that would be amazing.
    13. Every winner can be the owner of up to 1 abrakadrabble mug.
    14. No animals were harmed in the making of this series (Simoof is not an animal)
    15. If we get over 25 entries, the potato will host it nude.*
    16. The Title must also now be under 100 words (not including the title to the title)*
    17. Extra points for Kow-tipping.*
    18. Futuristic Kung Fu is not allowed to question the rules, change the rules or even know what the rules are.

    Sometimes it's difficult to know what constitutes exactly 100 words. Our arbiter is
    It doesn't matter if it's right or wrong. Its count is the law.

    So submit your drabbles in reply to this thread, and the first 20 will be guaranteed entry into this weeks poll, and read out on our live Show Friday night.
    Entries close at Random O'clock on Thursday evening (or sometimes if we have 20 entries earlier). All Drabbles submitted up to Friday Afternoon will have a good chance of being read out on the live Drabble readiing show.

    New winners each week now wins a prize ...

    The Weekly Drabble show is available in different ways
    Live shows Friday's 19:00 GMT - 20:00 GMT (approximately)
    Http:// (VIDEO) (Audio Only) (Audio Only)

    Past Broadcasts are available to watch from
    OR Audio Versions available on

    *some rules might be fictional

  5. #2330

    Chanson D'armour..Brap-pa-pa-pa-ping

    Baldrick awoke to find himself strapped into a chair from which various wires,cables and tubes seemed to be attatched to him.
    Lights flashed and the small box on the table in front of him emitted a short burst of feedback before a sibilant voice emerged.
    <we wish to know>,it said.
    'Know what ?' said a confused Baldrick.
    <your ssongss>,hissed the voice.
    'But i'm a poet,not a singer.',he protested.
    <Neverthelesss,you will ssing for usss.>,the voice insisted.
    'Sing what?'
    <Ssing your ssongsss of valour,of battless,of your heroess>
    So Baldrick sang Mr.Winnards favourite song.

  6. #2331

    Who do you think you are kidding, Miss Blue Haired Freak?

    Who do you think you are kidding, Miss Blue Haired Freak
    If you think we're on the run?
    We are the Feds who will gank your little ships
    We are the boys who will nip your cyan nipps
    ‘Cos who do you think you are kidding failed Disney princess
    If you think the Federation's done?
    Mr. Grey blasts off from Frey in his deadly Eagle Mark One
    And then he comes back from Trophy Camp with long range rail guns!
    So who do you think you are kidding, you Final Fantasy reject
    If you think the Empire has won?

    p.s. Who's Spacebababy???

  7. #2332

  8. #2333

    ...if you want it....

    And so this is Simoof
    And what has he done
    a bowel movement over
    a new one just begun

    And so this is Simoof
    he plays with his bum
    and if your not carefull
    he'll finger your mum

    A very smelly Simoof
    with a dirty ole rear
    He's let go a bad one
    his undies are smeered

    And so this is Simoof
    he's got bits falling off
    he's got ancient diseases
    that glow with a cough

    So lets kill a Simoof
    he's old and he's gray
    he sits on a toilet
    and he fills it all day

    Simoof is over.......

  9. #2334
    Oh so we're doing Christmas songs?

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