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CMDR Pseudonyme- When you forget the topic but think it's something like this.
"Brock, you idiot! You've parked with the gradient-drift location combudlefobbler off again. ."
Danny was displeased. Brock, his half brother, was about as useful as a third nipple leaking like a faulty button plug.
Danny felt a little tingle in his pant equipment pouch and let out a sigh. He removed his little talkie blob and gave the gel sac a squeeze. It was Brock back from the commodity market.
"Brock you git, where are you?"
"Just landing Danny, you said 'be useful and fill the hold'. Zeroing in on your co-ordinates in 3...2... Yikes! I'm landing like a brick.