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Thread: The brand new and shiny Official ABRAKA DRABBLE Thread. (+shiny new forum)

  1. #2821

    Cmdr Pseudonym:- Aspylicious

    Cmdr Skiprat had taken a voluntary chasity vow for the summer.
    He was starting to get so watery, the girls were starting to call him Tennents
    'I need to rest up the ole balls for a while' he tickeled them idilely with a finger
    'no can't, erm I know i'll see what Cmdr Hankey is up to he's always good for taking my mind off things'
    'I don't think you ready for this jelly.' Hankeys ringtone sang
    'Hold on skippy I've just got a large python over my shoulder and the other one is taking my asp'
    Skippy moaned pleasurably..

  2. #2822

    Cmdr Paddingouttheshowwithmoredrabbles:- Baggy Trousers

    'It's Destiny my child, just repent your sins and take your punishment'
    'Never! I've done nothing wrong'
    'You are charged with fondling and rubbing a ball, squeezing it to make a camel toe and inserting it in your mouth for a chew'
    'I was only following the instructions
    'You are further charged with taking several cmdrs spicy meats in your mouth in the same day, quoting "I've never had this much meat in my mouth, I can't wait to gobble some more down'
    'It was very tasty meat, and very spicy too'
    'So how do you plead?'
    'Insanity'
    'Case closed'

  3. #2823
    The concert nobody asked for, it’s late I know XD

    Coming this Christmas.
    A reunion concert a 1000 years in the making.
    Almost live on stage performing all the classics

    DESTINYS CHILD

    feating the life like androids of Beyoncé, Kelly and Michelle.

    Lip syncing all the classics such as;
    Surviour becuse how has this music survived.
    Bills bills bills are what your going to have fork put to see this 2 hour show with ticket prices starting at 6999cr.
    Not forgetting bootylicioise where these ai girls have learned a retro dance called the twerk.

    So come on down to the royal theatre in sector -5486 for, erm

    well it’s something.

  4. #2824

    No no no

    After 200 years the generation ship dropped out of hyperdrive,sensors probing the relentless darkness.Switches and relays clicked and banks of indicators swam their complicated patterns of activity;A skeleton crew was revived,and nominal control turned over to it's human occupants.Specialists of all sorts,chosen as much for their beauty as their intellect, were awoken to study the mass of data flooding the ship and to cope with their burgeoning space-borne colony.Even at full thrust it would take them the best part of twelve years to reach their final destination.Home.They called the planet Donald Raxxlaaaaaaaaaaaa

  5. #2825
    So, with no poll, and thus no theme for next week's show, that might be the last Drabble show ever. Thank you all for watching (sad face).

  6. #2826
    Originally Posted by Cmdr-Wotherspoon View Post (Source)
    So, with no poll, and thus no theme for next week's show, that might be the last Drabble show ever. Thank you all for watching (sad face).
    I was having a game of brinkmanship to see if one of the mods would step in. It looks like I lost. Midden says he can handle it next week, but I'll go put up the poll today when I get a chance.


    ...the deed is done...
    https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showth...estiny-s-Child

  7. #2827

    Unhappy

    Originally Posted by Cmdr-Wotherspoon View Post (Source)
    So, with no poll, and thus no theme for next week's show, that might be the last Drabble show ever. Thank you all for watching (sad face).
    There has to ba a subsection iv ; paragraph 5b guideline somewhere.Probably in cubicle 3.

  8. #2828
    Originally Posted by Frank View Post (Source)
    Thank you Frank. I do hope you don't get banned!

  9. #2829
    Originally Posted by phong View Post (Source)
    There has to ba a subsection iv ; paragraph 5b guideline somewhere.Probably in cubicle 3.
    Which is in the basement without stairs or lights, and has a sign saying "Beware of the Leopard" on it.


  10. #2830
    Originally Posted by Cmdr-Wotherspoon View Post (Source)
    Thank you Frank. I do hope you don't get banned!
    I'd just like to take this opportunity to say how wonderful the Frontier Forums are. <grin>

  11. #2831
    Has the Moofmeister picked summit for a subject for this week yet?

  12. #2832
    Originally Posted by Fletchmo View Post (Source)
    Has the Moofmeister picked summit for a subject for this week yet?
    If he has, he hasn't made it known to us. If some psychic or mind reader could contact the Moofalicious one and enlighten us mere mortals, that would be nice.

  13. #2833
    I've PM'd Simoof on FB to see if he's awake

  14. #2834
    Moof is out with the outlaws tonite - He's PM'd me to say that he chooses the subject:
    The Old Ones
    Happy drabbling, dear drabblers

  15. #2835
    This Weeks TopicTHE OLD ONES


    Welcome to the Official Drabble competition for you Drabble enthusiasts!!!

    Here we run a weekly competition for the best drabble from the community that meets the following rules.

    1. Drabbles are stories of exactly 100 words (Excluding the title)
    2. Drabbles need to be set in the Elite universe (loosely).
    3. Drabbles must meet the theme set by the previous weeks winner.
    4. The Drabble Topic will be set on a Monday by the previous weeks winner, should no topic be set by Monday, then Tuesday the topic will be declared OPEN and anything goes (See rule 2)
    5. Only the first 20 entries per week can be put into the draw.
    6. You may write more than one drabble, but must specify which one is your entry. If you don't then the most recent Drabble will be put forward.
    7. Anyone submitting drabbles after the 20 slots are filled will not be part of the vote, but will be able to share their amazing skills (and may get them read out).
    8. Vote closes Sunday and the winner is declared. In the event of a tie, all winners can set a theme for the following week, entrants may choose to use one or all of the themes in their drabbles.
    9. This is for fun - please be respectful and try to keep it clean.
    10. Thou shalt not submit someone else's as your own

    VOTING RULEs.
    Everyone can vote 3 times in the poll.
    You can not vote for yourself.


    Have fun with creating your mini masterpieces.

    The next post has the list of the drabble topics covered so far.

    So submit your drabbles in reply to this thread, and the first 20 will be guaranteed entry into this weeks poll, and read out on our live Show Friday night.

    Entries close at Random O'clock on Thursday evening (or sometimes earlier if we have 20 entries already). Late drabbles submitted up to Friday Afternoon will likely have a good chance of being read out on the live drabble readiing show for fun.


    The Weekly Drabble show is available in different ways
    Live shows Friday's 19:00 GMT - 20:00 GMT (approximately)
    Http://twitch.tv/psykokow (VIDEO)
    http://laveradio.com/live (Audio Only)
    http://huttonorbital.com/ (Audio Only)


    Past Broadcasts are available to watch from
    http://abrakadrabble.com/category/drabble-podcast/
    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...a4eBPOehkU6JhV
    OR Audio Versions available on
    Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/ms/podcast/abraka-drabble
    and
    http://abrakadrabble.com/category/drabble-podcast/