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Thread: The brand new and shiny Official ABRAKA DRABBLE Thread. (+shiny new forum)

  1. #2866
    https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showth...t-266-Alliance

    That's it all done for this week now go and vote away for this weeks show

  2. #2867
    lol Congratulations to Listeri69 who has aparently chosen Rick Rolling as his new theme.. lol

  3. #2868
    YAY! I WON!!!

    So this weeks theme is....



    PRANK

    1. Drabbles must be 100 words exactly (Excluding the title)
    2. Over-use of-hyphens-to keep your word-count at 100 is very amusing but probably not a great idea.
    3. Keep it as clean as you can to suit the family forum rules here, so no frogs attached to anatomical parts.
    4. Only the first 20 entries are guaranteed a place in the (usually weekly) poll.
    5. 1 entry each, you may write as many drabbles as you want, but it is assumed that your first drabble is your chosen entry unless otherwise advised. But please mark Drabbles that you don't want entered as such.
    6. If your drabble is under or over 100 words you will have a chance to correct it before the poll is erected, at this point, your drabble may be DQ'd if other drabbles are available to take its place.
    7. Drabbles must be set in the Elite Dangerous universe (as loosely as you care to make it).
    8. It should try to meet the theme in some arguable way.
    9. If there is more than one theme you must match at least one, but can gain extra votes if you meet more.
    10. It's all for a bit of fun, so enjoy yourself... Enjoyment is mandatory!
    11. If you win, you get to submit next week's Drabble topic, so make sure you post it by 3pm GMT Monday. Or else chaos will ensue and who knows what will happen...
    12. You must big it up and get the Drabble Show over 100 viewers, that would be amazing.
    13. Every winner can be the owner of up to 1 abrakadrabble mug.
    14. No animals were harmed in the making of this series (Simoof is not an animal)
    15. If we get over 25 entries, the potato will host it nude.*
    16. The Title must also now be under 100 words (not including the title to the title)*
    17. Extra points for Kow-tipping.*
    18. Futuristic Kung Fu is not allowed to question the rules, change the rules or even know what the rules are.
    19. Nick Kershaw is the real singer of 'Never Gonna Give You Up'

    Sometimes it's difficult to know what constitutes exactly 100 words. Our arbiter is
    www.wordcounter.net
    It doesn't matter if it's right or wrong. Its count is the law.

    So submit your drabbles in reply to this thread, and the first 20 will be guaranteed entry into this weeks poll, and read out on our live Show Friday night.
    Entries close at Random O'clock on Thursday evening (or sometimes if we have 20 entries earlier). All Drabbles submitted up to Friday Afternoon will have a good chance of being read out on the live Drabble readiing show.

    New winners each week now wins a prize ...




    The Weekly Drabble show is available in different ways
    Live shows Friday's 19:00 GMT - 20:00 GMT (approximately)
    Http://twitch.tv/psykokow (VIDEO)
    http://laveradio.com/live (Audio Only)
    http://huttonorbital.com/ (Audio Only)

    Past Broadcasts are available to watch from
    http://abrakadrabble.com/category/drabble-podcast/
    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...a4eBPOehkU6JhV
    OR Audio Versions available on
    Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/ms/podcast/abraka-drabble
    and
    http://abrakadrabble.com/category/drabble-podcast

    *some rules might be fictional

  4. #2869
    Timing issue
    I just put up a great prank on the message board.
    You? A great prank? I find that hard to believe. What was it.
    If your gonna be like that, I shall keep it to myself. It will catch a lot of commanders out and they will be well and truly pranked.
    (Sounds of a keyboad)
    I found it. Yes, as I suspected you did not think it through. You do know that this is a drabble.
    Yes.
    And you know drabbles are read on Friday.
    Yes.
    Well this wont work will it? By then chapter three WILL be live.

  5. #2870

    With Friends Like This...

    Harry was being interdicted. He heard a thick pirate accent crackle over his comms, "Arrrrgh! I be Purplebeard, scourge of the spaceways. And you be giving me some of yer carrrrrgo."

    Harry checked the ship identity. It was a T7. Jimmy had told Harry that Jasper had just bought himself a new T7. It was such a fake accent, and what sort of pirate flies a T7?

    Harry played along. "Purplebeard! What ridiculous name! And something about yer mother!" He submitted and spurted a volley of lasers across Jasper's bow.

    "That's funny", Harry thought, "Quite battlescarred for a new ship."

  6. #2871

    Poetry - the language of love and insinuated rude words.

    There once was a commander called Frank,
    Who was awfully fond of his pranks,
    He once stayed in his bed,
    Acting as dead,
    200 years later he stank.


    They thought he belonged in deaths cart,
    But each hour comes a beat from his heart,
    You can go see him,
    Cos he sleeps in a museum,
    But beware he smells of olde farts.


    His secret is available for hire,
    Recently purchased by a needy D'Fire,
    But Franks not even bald,
    Cos he isnae that old,
    Just this forum is full of fat liars.


    This poem needs 100 words,
    Three left. turds!

  7. #2872
    It's quite a compliment to say that it would take 200 years for me to start stinking

  8. #2873

    The return of Tommy

    Tommy filled his cutter, 727t of Tommy and 1t of coffee
    He'd stupidly placed Six hull reinforcements on his ship
    The lasers had been working to cut him out since the last sighting of Cmdr Docstone.
    The crews agreed that this was the day they could finally lift the lid
    The feeding tubes were removed and Tommy honked in protest
    Several liquidized Grande Thargs with cheese splatted noisily onto the cargo bay.
    Peeling back the canopy Tommy burst out like a champagne cork complete with spray
    'Best prank ever' screamed Tommy as 18 months of farts destroyed the cargo bay...

  9. #2874
    A Night we all want to forget

    King Hankey was in a mischievous mood one night after he'd knocked back a couple of alcoholic beverages. He changed his red tee for a blue one with the words "King Prankey' written across the chest, after putting on his crown he was now ready for a night of fun.

    Prankey filled Kows bed with Potatoes, coloured Simoofs face with a space sharpie, clogged Shoutys toilet, swapped Skiprats toothpaste for Dongkum Thermal paste, put Pysmons frameshift in backwards and cut off Draxxors hair.

    In the morning he awoke to an angry crowd.
    "Have i offended you?" a hungover Hankey asked.

  10. #2875
    Title:- Kids and Work is a bad idea.

    "Action stations, action stations"
    "We are under attack".
    "Everyone get to your ships"
    Loads of commanders came rushing into the commander bay
    It was total chaos getting to their ships
    Stupot says "Who's attacking us"
    Miles replied "Don't know"
    Chaos then turned to the ships, one clattering in to another
    Ship wreckage everywhere until they all got through the letter box.
    "Where are they" said Miles
    "Dunno" replied Stupot
    An announcement came through the com's
    "Sorry about that commanders, my son decided he wanted play a joke on me".
    "Hes a smart lad and hacked the sensors, sorry again commanders".

  11. #2876

    Ceasefire - not for the contest

    The door to the shared rooms was slightly ajar. He was always the butt of their jokes so he carefully looked up the crack for a bucket. It was safe so he opened the door. There was a note on the kitchen table.

    He went to his part of the cupboard. No spiders in his coffee jar and his sugar was all sugar and no salt.

    He sat down with his mug and read "Gone to the Library". Maths class had gotten to a tough bit, transtopology, and they were knuckling down.

    He looked around the empty room and sighed.

  12. #2877

    Press Escape to vote tory;(A message from the Govinator)

    Congratulations Mr.Hankey on your overwhelming last minute rally to secure the drabble crown.Those kids and their computers,eh?It's amazing what they'll dream up next to subvert the systems.Only 11,and already a masters degree from Auxford hanging on the wall.If only he could learn how to spell.It's said that the first words out of the mouth of this lifelong fan of the boy wizard were spurmeanus which led to some hilarious if somewhat problematic explanations to Nurse,not to mention embawessment amongst the fucalltea.Ah,happy daze.*wanders off whistling 'Pwank pwank pwank'

  13. #2878
    As god of the drabbles as voted by my peers who have excellent tastes I deem this weeks Drabble theme to be:

    OUT OF REACH

    1. Drabbles must be 100 words exactly (Excluding the title)
    2. Over-use of-hyphens-to keep your word-count at 100 is very amusing but probably not a great idea.
    3. Keep it as clean as you can to suit the family forum rules here, so no frogs attached to anatomical parts.
    4. Only the first 20 entries are guaranteed a place in the (usually weekly) poll.
    5. 1 entry each, you may write as many drabbles as you want, but it is assumed that your first drabble is your chosen entry unless otherwise advised. But please mark Drabbles that you don't want entered as such.
    6. If your drabble is under or over 100 words you will have a chance to correct it before the poll is erected, at this point, your drabble may be DQ'd if other drabbles are available to take its place.
    7. Drabbles must be set in the Elite Dangerous universe (as loosely as you care to make it).
    8. It should try to meet the theme in some arguable way.
    9. If there is more than one theme you must match at least one, but can gain extra votes if you meet more.
    10. It's all for a bit of fun, so enjoy yourself... Enjoyment is mandatory!
    11. If you win, you get to submit next week's Drabble topic, so make sure you post it by 3pm GMT Monday. Or else chaos will ensue and who knows what will happen...
    12. You must big it up and get the Drabble Show over 100 viewers, that would be amazing.
    14. Every winner can be the owner of up to 1 abrakadrabble mug.
    14. No animals were harmed in the making of this series (Simoof is not an animal)
    15. If we get over 25 entries, the potato will host it nude.*
    16. The Title must also now be under 100 words (not including the title to the title)*
    17. Extra points for Kow-tipping.*
    18. Futuristic Kung Fu is not allowed to question the rules, change the rules or even know what the rules are.
    19. Nick Kershaw is the real singer of 'Never Gonna Give You Up' and died from an ironic heroin overdose.
    20. Deborah Meaden is a reconstruction of the Margaret Thatcher spitting image puppet.
    21. Autocreated, copied and pasted, and Mr Hankeys drabbles are boring and the 'author' should be and will be ridiculed.*

    Sometimes it's difficult to know what constitutes exactly 100 words. Our arbiter is
    www.wordcounter.net
    It doesn't matter if it's right or wrong. Its count is the law.

    So submit your drabbles in reply to this thread, and the first 20 will be guaranteed entry into this weeks poll, and read out on our live Show Friday night.
    Entries close at Random O'clock on Thursday evening (or sometimes if we have 20 entries earlier). All Drabbles submitted up to Friday Afternoon will have a good chance of being read out on the live Drabble readiing show.

    New winners each week now wins a prize ...


    The Weekly Drabble show is available in different ways
    Live shows Friday's 19:00 GMT - 20:00 GMT (approximately)
    http://twitch.tv/psykokow (VIDEO)
    http://laveradio.com/live (Audio Only)
    http://huttonorbital.com/ (Audio Only)

    For past broadcasts contact cleonymus. He is totally all over this. Or just close your eyes and picture a squatting dog. Same thing.

    *some rules might be fictional


  14. #2879
    Originally Posted by Simoof View Post (Source)
    As god of the drabbles as voted by my peers who have excellent tastes I deem this weeks Drabble theme to be:

    Past Broadcasts are available to watch from
    http://abrakadrabble.com/category/drabble-podcast/
    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...a4eBPOehkU6JhV
    OR Audio Versions available on
    Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/ms/podcast/abraka-drabble
    and
    http://abrakadrabble.com/category/drabble-podcast

    It would sem all of these links have problems... at least in my Chrome browser.

  15. #2880
    ooh.Two rule fouteens this week.good oh.