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  1. #2971

    The Ballard of Broobin...

    You could see the mug shards fly
    as it smacked them in the eye
    and the splatter of the blood
    as it dribbled down and down
    He sprinted into Mcthargoids
    a Jumper on his chest
    his name was broobin
    and he threw the fastest mug in the west

    Now Broobin loved a mugging,
    by god he's thrown a few
    But there's always new challengers
    that come from the docking crew
    his aim was too good for them, made them all look weak
    As a single mug flew from his hand and smashed them in the cheek

    They called him Broobin


    Kinda wanted to write the rest so.....

    and he chucked the fastest mug in the west

    he said I'd like to bathe in mugs, and i'd feel them in my grip,"
    And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his ship
    He said, "I want some Hutton mugs Cause Hutton mugs are great,"
    chuck in a few mugplugs too for they help me masterbate"


    Now boobin had a rival an evil looking sod
    called chris bobby bobberts
    and he thought that he was god
    but broobin had a mug for him
    and his money grabbin' ways
    he tied him in a goldfish bowl
    and pelted him for days


    he rearly mugged an imperial thug and said,
    "get your face out of my sight"
    or You'll get three mugs every morning and two shoved in at night."
    He knew once he threw his mug
    he'd make the barstard pay
    And all Brooben had to do was throw a mug his way.

    One time he lost his mug
    It was missing from his hand
    'where's my mug you imbeciles'
    he knew it had been planned
    and as he stormed out of the room
    his veins began to throb
    He grabbed the nearest victim
    and kicked him in the knob..

    his name was simoof
    he was just standing in the wrong place in his vest

    he shot in to the docking bay
    no violence he had banned
    and there wasn't a person there
    his anger would withstand
    he saw a crew man drinking tea
    and snatched it from his grasp
    he saw Chris Bobberts with his mugs
    and shoved it up his asp

    Broobin grabbed him by the neck
    said what you doin' here
    Bobberts said 'i'll tell you my answer
    for 50 grand next year'
    Broobin grabbed his mug his mind was thinking quick
    the mug smacked him in the face as he grabbed him by the pr ick

    Michelle ran between them
    to brake apart the farce
    But her allegiance began shifting
    with a mug shoved up her
    You'll never get away with this Bobbert's began to shout.
    Broobin had had enough of him and gave his face a clout

    Bobberts was only human he wanted to fit in
    It hadn't helped when broobin threw his plans into a bin
    A better world with expensive ships
    and a gold fish tank for you
    with every thing you can imagine
    and a working flushing loo..

    But Broobins vision and his mugs
    will always win the war
    for every mug that Bobberts has
    Broobin has several more
    his Wiley ways and exquisite skills
    make Broobins mug stand tall
    and it helps to make your mind up
    with one hitting your left ball

  2. #2972
    Hey Psykokow

    Hey Psykokow you cJnt, where's me truckin' mug?
    I've watched all this other shyt and feel like pulling the plug.
    I wrote you a truckin' drabble and I came to see you once
    You Scottish potato fart, where's me truckin' mug!

    Hey Psykokow you cJnt, where's our truckin' mug?
    You promised us you'd send us one, you remember we I are?
    Cause we are Hutton truckers and trucking's not all we do
    I'll give you truckin' for the mug, you don't send me truckin' mug.

    *note the actions / ideas portrayed in this drabble do not represent Draxxors actual thoughts*


  3. #2973

    Cmdr Pseudonym Bums and Hoses - Welcome to the bunghole...

    Welcome to McThargoids, we got food and drinks.
    We got everything you want and the cubicle never stinks.
    We have the meatiest thargoids
    who can fill any hole
    If your really thirsty honey
    we got Mcstiffies too
    Welcome to McThargoids's,
    We serve everything with c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cheese
    oooh can take your order please.

    Welcome to Mcthargoids we get better everyday.
    Our burgers are shaped like tenticles.
    on their very own separate tray .
    get a hunger for what you see.
    You'll eat it eventually.
    we serve mcstiffies too,
    at a price that's almost free
    Welcome to McThargoids.
    take your order please


    extra verses:

    Welcome to McThargoids, eat here every day.
    apple pies shaped like mugs
    that shatter the same way
    and you're a very hungry girl.
    You're very hard to feed.
    You can taste our special sauce,
    That comes from dongkum free
    at McThargoids
    Welcome to McThargoid's,
    try my, my, my apple pie!
    Ooohahh! I wanna SuperSize!

    When you think ya full you know there's room for desert, de-sert, de-sert, de-sert-yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaah!

    You know where you are?
    Your at McThargoids baby.
    You're SuperSized!
    Welcome to McThargoids,
    We serve everything with c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cheese
    Welcome to McThargoids,
    try my, my, my apple pie!
    Welcome to McThargoids,
    It will really make you squeeze...


  4. #2974
    Took me a little while to get organised today, but here for your enjoyment!!!


  5. #2975
    Sorry Birthday yesterday erm just looked and saw I won YAY!!!!
    This weeks Topic then is....


    1. Drabbles must be 100 words exactly (Excluding the title)
    2. Over-use of-hyphens-to keep your word-count at 100 is very amusing but probably not a great idea.
    3. Keep it as clean as you can to suit the family forum rules here, so no frogs attached to anatomical parts.
    4. Only the first 20 entries are guaranteed a place in the (usually weekly) poll.
    5. 1 entry each, you may write as many drabbles as you want, but it is assumed that your first drabble is your chosen entry unless otherwise advised. But please mark Drabbles that you don't want entered as such.
    6. If your drabble is under or over 100 words you will have a chance to correct it before the poll is erected, at this point, your drabble may be DQ'd if other drabbles are available to take its place.
    7. Drabbles must be set in the Elite Dangerous universe (as loosely as you care to make it).
    8. It should try to meet the theme in some arguable way.
    9. If there is more than one theme you must match at least one, but can gain extra votes if you meet more.
    10. It's all for a bit of fun, so enjoy yourself... Enjoyment is mandatory!
    11. If you win, you get to submit next week's Drabble topic, so make sure you post it by 3pm GMT Monday. Or else chaos will ensue and who knows what will happen...
    12. You must big it up and get the Drabble Show over 100 viewers, that would be amazing.
    13. Every winner can be the owner of up to 1 abrakadrabble mug.
    14. No animals were harmed in the making of this series (Simoof is not an animal)
    15. If we get over 25 entries, the potato will host it nude.*
    16. The Title must also now be under 100 words (not including the title to the title)*
    17. Extra points for Kow-tipping.*
    18. Futuristic Kung Fu is not allowed to question the rules, change the rules or even know what the rules are.
    19. Nick Kershaw is the real singer of 'Never Gonna Give You Up'

    Sometimes it's difficult to know what constitutes exactly 100 words. Our arbiter is
    It doesn't matter if it's right or wrong. Its count is the law.

    So submit your drabbles in reply to this thread, and the first 20 will be guaranteed entry into this weeks poll, and read out on our live Show Friday night.
    Entries close at Random O'clock on Thursday evening (or sometimes if we have 20 entries earlier). All Drabbles submitted up to Friday Afternoon will have a good chance of being read out on the live Drabble readiing show.

    New winners each week now wins a prize* ...

    The Weekly Drabble show is available in different ways
    Live shows Friday's 19:00 GMT - 20:00 GMT (approximately)
    Http:// (VIDEO) (Audio Only) (Audio Only)

    Past Broadcasts are available to watch from
    OR Audio Versions available on

    *some rules are most definitely fictional

    *The Drabble Committee accept no responsibility for any injuries sustained whilst Kow Tipping

    *Any prizes must be collected personally by the winners between the hours 02:00 and 05:00 from psykokow's locked house. The police may be called if psykokow deems you ineligible for the prize

  6. #2976

    You can have them any colour you like, as long as they're yellow.

  7. #2977

    Insert part AX34 into BY99 and screw...

    'It's huge' moof said to kow pointing at it wildly.
    'I know I found it in that closet'
    'anything else in there?'
    'Just some other human'
    'nothing important then'
    'So what are you going to do with it'
    'Well obviously I'm going to insert it'
    'Where you inserting that thing'
    'I've got a huge slot that needs filling'
    'Need any help getting it in?'
    'It might need a bit of lube'
    'Well I'm going to put the spacesuit on this time'
    'Are you sure? Last time you sharted down the inside'
    'There we go one banana bobble head successfully installed'

  8. #2978
    David Attenbanana

    Its breeding season for the humble banana and this female banana is out looking for a mate. She slowly slides her way around, stopping every so often to smell the air. Onward she goes and in time she catches onto the scent of a male but shes not the only one. A bunch like this can only cause problems and not long after a fight breaks out. Peels are split and lifes are lost but the female has come out with only a few bruises. The male then proceeds to breed with the female in an act we call "sitting".

  9. #2979

    Knowing me, knowing you (ah-naa)

    The annual festival was crazy. As well as being fanatically observed by all 3 million inhabitants of this damp rim world, it was often marked by outlandish commandments designed to instill fear and cement the rule of Wee. The religious fervour was reaching climax as the 16 members of the grand circle of Wees stood before the One Wee's spouting box.

    Wee Wees, hear me, fear me. The Great Wee has touched upon me and this year his holiness has decreed that diversity has exceeded decent bounds. From today there shall be no As. No Anabells, no Andys, no Annas.

  10. #2980
    Has anyone else noticed that the banana in the photo has a vile, disgusting orangy brown stain on it?

  11. #2981
    Originally Posted by Galactic Midden View Post (Source)
    Has anyone else noticed that the banana in the photo has a vile, disgusting orangy brown stain on it?
    That's the moof mark it shows that this banana has been well sat on and passed the test

  12. #2982

    Think Big

    "Are you sure that's your smallest banana?"

    The stallholder frowned. "That banana is tiny. Why do you want one smaller than that? What are you going to do with it?"

    Harold regarded the banana with a look of disdain. It was only 3 inches long, but it was perfectly formed. He decided it would be difficult to find one better suited for the job.

    He got home, put the banana on a table, took out a massive bag of onionhead, placed it beside the banana and took a picture. He uploaded the image to G-Bay titling it "Banana for scale".

  13. #2983

    Aytoopee recycling centre - Middensville

    Gibbon peered through the canopy,gaze focused on the cone of light ahead.Thunder shivered the air,sultry blasts of sulpher laden gases from the bubbling mud pits competing with the rotten egg smell of noxiousness,battering the scarab.Tyres,floundering for purchase,span wildly as they squirted and squelched their way to the summit of the mouldering pile of rottingness. Soon it would bee time for lunch,and he had a pretty good idea what was on the menu.He sighed contentedly as he unzipped his lunchpack,fondling dessert as he waited for the mushroom soup to heat.

  14. #2984

    For Midden's eyes only: (not for competition)

    Gibbon peered through the cunopy,guise focused on the cone of light uphed.Thunder shivered the ur,sultry blusts of sulpher leyden guses from the bubbling mud pits competing with the rotten egg smell of noxiousness,buttering the scrub.Tyres,floundering for perchice,spun wildly as they squirted and squelched their wey to the summit of the mouldering pile of rottingness. Soon it would be time for lunch,und he hid ein pretty good idee whit wuz on the menu.He sighed contentedly uz he unzipped his lunchpeck,fondling dessert uz he whited for the mushroom soup to worm.

  15. #2985
    Title: The Re-Wengie of the Herbs

    By Fletch (aged 7 ¾)

    Klaxons wailed. People ran around screaming.

    It was worse than the Thargoid attacks of 3304.

    The station burned, then all the oxygen was sucked out into the void of space.

    The klaxons fell silent. Not a single soul survived.

    Bananas had been close to extinction in the 21st century because they couldn’t reproduce naturally, mankind had saved the species with “careful” genetic modification of the herb’s DNA.

    Little did they realise that by the 35th century, the Banana Republic would evolve into an evil attack force, hell bent on taking over the whole galaxy and extermination of all sub-par species.