You could see the mug shards fly
as it smacked them in the eye
and the splatter of the blood
as it dribbled down and down
He sprinted into Mcthargoids
a Jumper on his chest
his name was broobin
and he threw the fastest mug in the west
Now Broobin loved a mugging,
by god he's thrown a few
But there's always new challengers
that come from the docking crew
his aim was too good for them, made them all look weak
As a single mug flew from his hand and smashed them in the cheek
They called him Broobin
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Kinda wanted to write the rest so.....
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and he chucked the fastest mug in the west
he said I'd like to bathe in mugs, and i'd feel them in my grip,"
And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his ship
He said, "I want some Hutton mugs Cause Hutton mugs are great,"
chuck in a few mugplugs too for they help me masterbate"
Broobin...
Now boobin had a rival an evil looking sod
called chris bobby bobberts
and he thought that he was god
but broobin had a mug for him
and his money grabbin' ways
he tied him in a goldfish bowl
and pelted him for days
Broobin....
he rearly mugged an imperial thug and said,
"get your face out of my sight"
or You'll get three mugs every morning and two shoved in at night."
He knew once he threw his mug
he'd make the barstard pay
And all Brooben had to do was throw a mug his way.
One time he lost his mug
It was missing from his hand
'where's my mug you imbeciles'
he knew it had been planned
and as he stormed out of the room
his veins began to throb
He grabbed the nearest victim
and kicked him in the knob..
his name was simoof
he was just standing in the wrong place in his vest
he shot in to the docking bay
no violence he had banned
and there wasn't a person there
his anger would withstand
he saw a crew man drinking tea
and snatched it from his grasp
he saw Chris Bobberts with his mugs
and shoved it up his asp
Broobin grabbed him by the neck
said what you doin' here
Bobberts said 'i'll tell you my answer
for 50 grand next year'
Broobin grabbed his mug his mind was thinking quick
the mug smacked him in the face as he grabbed him by the pr ick
Michelle ran between them
to brake apart the farce
But her allegiance began shifting
with a mug shoved up her
You'll never get away with this Bobbert's began to shout.
Broobin had had enough of him and gave his face a clout
Bobberts was only human he wanted to fit in
It hadn't helped when broobin threw his plans into a bin
A better world with expensive ships
and a gold fish tank for you
with every thing you can imagine
and a working flushing loo..
But Broobins vision and his mugs
will always win the war
for every mug that Bobberts has
Broobin has several more
his Wiley ways and exquisite skills
make Broobins mug stand tall
and it helps to make your mind up
with one hitting your left ball
(Source)
