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Thread: The brand new and shiny Official ABRAKA DRABBLE Thread. (+shiny new forum)

  1. #2746
    moar dribbles incoming...

  2. #2747

    Should I read my own drabble? No you shant.

    Ba da porro homes at see
    Ba da porro homes at see
    Jarry porre noot pabre
    Jarry porre noot pabre
    Tille dorra kappa too
    Tille dorra kappa too
    Is se konz la per sa le ya

    Ou a grista shley for me
    Ou a grista shley for me
    At mouasia boobalee
    At mouasia boobalee
    Es sosality oh kin
    Es sosality oh kin
    El la kar ma boobaleyla

    Es ba pinya lebuhlay
    Es ba pinya lebuhlay
    Bon du sheffuh raushenny
    Bon du sheffuh raushenny
    Poot bon dust no kosniark
    Poot bon dust no kosniark
    Ovah goose new may ta terrow


  3. #2748
    I'm struggling to stay awake. I'll put up the poll. Anyone who has late entries can ask midden to add them later

    I'm putting up the poll now

  4. #2749

    Cmdr Pseudonym frikkin in the Dongkum

    One... Two... Three....

    It was on a purple python
    that simoof killed his first man
    he shot his load in zero g
    and left him with a strange tan

    The captain was a potato
    he had a load of ammo
    he sprayed it all in his face
    and gave him army camo

    The ship mates name was hankey
    he was always got quite spanky
    he did his haircut with a spoon
    and it really looks quite w@nky

    The cabin boy is midden
    very disease ridden
    he smells of fart and chocolate sauce
    with just a touch of year old chicken

  5. #2750

    Post Something Something Spanish Ladies (aka Recycling Content For The Greater Good(tm))

    Farewell and adieu to you Hutton Truckers
    Farewell and adieu to you drinkers of gin
    For we've received orders to fight 'gainst the Thargoids
    And we may never drink from these warm mugs again.

    We'll rant and we'll roar, like hardened space truckers
    We'll rant and we'll roar, across shipping lanes
    Until this menace is driven from the bubble
    Restocking on mugs; .22 light years remain.

    We flew to Maia to get meta alloys
    And out to Synuefe for Guardian ruins
    'Twas hundreds of light years in an old Lakon freighter
    Did the Thargoids start this or was it humans?

  6. #2751
    Sonofa... just missed your bedtime!

  7. #2752
    weeigghhh heyyyy blow that man off

    Come all ye noob pirates that follow the coin
    To me weigh hey shoot that ship down
    with foo-king beam lasers then cannons or guns
    I'll give you some time to shoot that ship down

    i've come a long way for that tasty cargo
    Give it to me or i'll shoot your ship down
    I'm deep shhhht captain i've lost all my shields
    To me weigh hey shoot that ship down

    T'was on a prison ship I had to spend time
    To me weigh hey they shot my ship down
    And on that prison ship I wasted my prime -
    To me weigh hey, now all i do is frown.



  8. #2753
    Originally Posted by TheOriginalB View Post (Source)
    Sonofa... just missed your bedtime!
    I'll catch the latecomers

  9. #2754
    and one just in from Facebook user - CMDR Pseudonyme
    Title - (That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for...)

    My shants!

    Boys and girls!
    I think you’ll find
    That my shants
    Will blow your mind.

    Look at my shants
    With the eyes in your face.
    My legs are covered
    In outer space.

    Space shants!
    Space shants!
    Am wearing
    Space shants.

    Space shants!
    Space shants!
    My shants are
    Space shants.

    Do you see my shants?
    No wait! You missed them.
    My shants are a tour
    Of the solar system.

    When I say “space,” you say: “shants.”
    Space! (What?)
    When I say “space shants,” you say:
    “are intergalactic space shants.”
    Space shants! (Intergalactic space shants)


    And that's it... this week's drabble entries are closed!

  10. #2755
    Originally Posted by TheOriginalB View Post (Source)
    Sonofa... just missed your bedtime!

    Some of us need our beauty sleep

    ...I mean really need it

  11. #2756
    OK, for some strange reason I appear to have won this week. I therefore don the crown of drabbles and select for your literary delight the topic -

    Danger Below

    Don't forget the rules...

    1. Drabbles must be 100 words exactly (Excluding the title)
    2. Over-use of-hyphens-to keep your word-count at 100 is very amusing but probably not a great idea.
    3. Keep it as clean as you can to suit the family forum rules here, so no frogs attached to anatomical parts.
    4. Only the first 20 entries are guaranteed a place in the (usually weekly) poll.
    5. 1 entry each, you may write as many drabbles as you want, but it is assumed that your first drabble is your chosen entry unless otherwise advised. But please mark Drabbles that you don't want entered as such.
    6. If your drabble is under or over 100 words you will have a chance to correct it before the poll is erected, at this point, your drabble may be DQ'd if other drabbles are available to take its place.
    7. Drabbles must be set in the Elite Dangerous universe (as loosely as you care to make it).
    8. It should try to meet the theme in some arguable way.
    9. If there is more than one theme you must match at least one, but can gain extra votes if you meet more.
    10. It's all for a bit of fun, so enjoy yourself... Enjoyment is mandatory!
    11. If you win, you get to submit next week's Drabble topic, so make sure you post it by 3pm GMT Monday. Or else chaos will ensue and who knows what will happen...
    12. You must big it up and get the Drabble Show over 100 viewers, that would be amazing.
    13. Every winner can be the owner of up to 1 abrakadrabble mug.
    14. No animals were harmed in the making of this series (Simoof is not an animal and does have feelings)
    15. If we get over 25 entries, the potato will host it nude.*
    16. The Title must also now be under 100 words (not including the title to the title)*
    17. Extra points for Kow-tipping.*
    18. Futuristic Kung Fu is not allowed to question the rules, change the rules or even know what the rules are.
    19. New Drabblers will be offered a complimentary Tuna Melt
    20. A reward is available for anyone finding Midden for Simoof.

    Sometimes it's difficult to know what constitutes exactly 100 words. Our arbiter is
    It doesn't matter if it's right or wrong. Its count is the law.

    So submit your drabbles in reply to this thread, and the first 20 will be guaranteed entry into this weeks poll, and read out on our live Show Friday night.
    Entries close late (ish) on Thursday evening (or sometimes if we have 20 entries earlier). All Drabbles submitted up to Friday Afternoon will have a good chance of being read out on the live Drabble readiing show.

    New winners each week now wins a prize ...

    The Weekly Drabble show is available in different ways
    Live shows Friday's 19:00 GMT - 20:00 GMT (approximately)
    Http:// (VIDEO) (Audio Only) (Audio Only)

    Past Broadcasts are available to watch from
    OR Audio Versions available on

    *some rules might be fictional
    **especially the one about winning a prize
    ***and the one about Simoof being human

  12. #2757

    Midden won? A story showing the respect his topic demands.

    Commander Litteral looked above him. Everything seemed safe. He sighed a sigh of relief.
    He suddenly felt nauseus and glanced to his left. Everything was normal, absolutely no peril there. In the mirror he could see behind him, which if he was facing forwards would be his right. Nothing there either. Yet the ominous feeling would not leave.
    The corridor in front of him even though dark was clearly absolutely fine.
    He spun around. Same there. He relaxed just as something really scary with pointy teeth came up from below and bit his nut-sack off. The danger had been below.

  13. #2758
    Originally Posted by Galactic Midden View Post (Source)
    OK, for some strange reason I appear to have won this week. I therefore don the crown of drabbles and select for your literary delight the topic -Danger Below
    Nothing strange about it.You submitted 100 words encapsulating the essence of the show.

  14. #2759

    Do you come from a land down under?

    "Mummy, I want to go wee."

    "Not now Simoof, we're leaving!"

    Mother looked down exasperatedly at her 53 year-old son.She'd had to bring him after his father had run off with that bimbo from McThargoids and wouldn't share childcare.

    The Asp's engines roared into life as they pulled upwards from the planet they'd called home. A new life in the outer rim making their fortune running biowaste missions beckoned.

    "Please mummy."


    Clearing dock Mother retracted landing gear.

    "Can I go wee now?"

    "Yes, but be quick".

    "Simoof grinned. Arms waving wildly he floated recklessly towards tactical. "Wheee", he yelled.

  15. #2760
    I reckon you could be on for a "two wins in a row" Mr Midden sir!