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  1. #1066
    Originally Posted by Edith_The_Hutt View Post (Source)
    It's the 10th of January! We're less than 3% of the way into the year and you think you've already found the most awful pun the Drabble Thread can produce in 2017?!

    We can be more awful than that.

    Much, much more awful...

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh 🤢

  2. #1067
    I know how I can get my mug...

    Vote for me or next week's pun will be even worse.

    Rule (1) of Fighter Club is "We do not talk about Fight Club"

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  3. #1068
    Originally Posted by Whitehair View Post (Source)
    And the "Groan of the year award" goes to.......
    WTTF whiitehair €elcome to th 4]rumz?

  4. #1069
    Originally Posted by Futuristic Kung Fu View Post (Source)
    Yes, but if the pun is too bad you don't even groan, you just erase it from your brain. This pun is memorable and exactly bad enough for a perfect groan.
    Yes, the next step up is the pun that erases your brain, not dissimilar to the Monty Python funniest joke in the world, by which the allies won by causing the enemy soldiers to laugh themselves to death.
    Hmmm? Perhaps a future Drabble challenge there???


    To go beyond (in Kaze no Uta)... to drabble a bit ... and then return

  5. #1070
    un docked feet.retracted klausehurtling throw the night
    covers off when its a parse
    singeing to the spark as a spry harpy spins ning through the dark
    a blip nort so nowt a tub a lark
    simoof gently laze zarm at rest
    now the games being in ear nest
    fireball incandescent
    mr hankey rubs coarse tears from aiz eyes
    how odd
    G*im turnz below zat bull its flappin oxopoidal jerkin lika silent g with giggles
    and frankdaman wherryz in the latest muse from pluto,wafted on a barge drenched in whalesong
    why ai odder,more distaught unturbed and hecxsor size D
    not so mucha a col a aza sag e
    eye nose beagle point but oarzy pointin gnat,and when the finger fit the pisch it time to swivel

  6. #1071

    A Cautionary Verse

    While trucking out I met my bane
    Captain Wirral was his name.
    A harmless Eagle posed no threat
    At least that's what I would have bet
    Most pirates thought him a prat
    With his demise a buglike splat
    It really is a crying shame
    that for his death I got blamed
    The failed corsair's last interdiction
    left him in a poor position
    ahead my ship he dropped from space
    as I boosted to a rapid pace.
    The cops thought it a crime
    and fried my ship in record time
    To avoid my sorry fate
    near stations always slow down mate

  7. #1072

    The Lave station funeral wake

    The wake at lave station bar had been going on for months as people straggled in from all corners of the galaxy. Tales were told of close encounters with Thargons in witchspace and heroic escapes from supernovae. From grizzled old captains to wide eyed freeagle pilots they kept on coming.

    The tales got taller but there were funny stories too, he'd told everyone the elite pilots federation had forgotten he existed as he hadn't ranked up for years. Behind the bar a small badge glinted, every so often a murmur went round the bar as a toast was made.

    Jameson

  8. #1073
    Originally Posted by insanephoton View Post (Source)
    While trucking out I met my bane
    Captain Wirral was his name.
    A harmless Eagle posed no threat
    At least that's what I would have bet
    Most pirates thought him a prat
    With his demise a buglike splat
    It really is a crying shame
    that for his death I got blamed
    The failed corsair's last interdiction
    left him in a poor position
    ahead my ship he dropped from space
    as I boosted to a rapid pace.
    The cops thought it a crime
    and fried my ship in record time
    To avoid my sorry fate
    near stations always slow down mate
    What's this?! A good Drabble poem?!! Impossible!!!

  9. #1074

    !Pizza

    “I’ve been probed by an Alien.”

    “Congratulations! It’s a while since you got your leg over.”

    “No! I had an Alien encounter.”

    “That’s racist.”

    “What!?”

    “Just because someone’s not from around here, is no excuse for being racist.”

    “I was in deep space and I had a close encounter of the third kind.”

    “Is that one of those Zero-G Kamasutra positions for threesomes?”

    “God no! Listen. I was travelling through hyperspace, when my ship was interdicted by an Alien vessel that scanned and probed my ship.”

    “Oh. So, not sex then?”

    “No. It left before I could try it on.”

  10. #1075
    Originally Posted by FelixBast View Post (Source)
    “I’ve been probed by an Alien.”

    “Congratulations! It’s a while since you got your leg over.”

    “No! I had an Alien encounter.”

    “That’s racist.”

    “What!?”

    “Just because someone’s not from around here, is no excuse for being racist.”

    “I was in deep space and I had a close encounter of the third kind.”

    “Is that one of those Zero-G Kamasutra positions for threesomes?”

    “God no! Listen. I was travelling through hyperspace, when my ship was interdicted by an Alien vessel that scanned and probed my ship.”

    “Oh. So, not sex then?”

    “No. It left before I could try it on.”
    Oh, Alien's probed me…

  11. #1076

    Close Encounters of the Fourth Kind

    Sir Randall Bartholomew-Smythe eyed the man suspiciously. He distrusted mercs, but needed a fighter escort.

    "You Horny?" asked the svelte young man, a New Hollander from his accent.

    "I'm Randy!" barked Randall.

    "Wow man, whatever. What ya need?"

    "Hmmph! Protection of course and a weekend hookup. I'll need you coming all the way to Achenar".

    "That's a big ask, that performance will cost ya. I'll need to shoot up a lot".

    "Only if it gets too hot too handle. Here's 40,000 credits". The pair departed.

    Moments later a mercenary entered the red-light district thinking, 'this is an odd meeting place'.
    Je suis Sidewinder - Image credit Cmdr Moozipan - p.s. have you tried ABRAKA DRABBLE?

  12. #1077
    Originally Posted by Futuristic Kung Fu View Post (Source)
    Oh, Alien's probed me…
    Lucky sod!


    To go beyond (in Kaze no Uta)... to drabble a bit ... and then return

  13. #1078
    Title:-Galactic Middens encounter with ??????

    Thargoids were believed to be a myth.
    An alien race that only true believers believe now.
    So when Galactic Midden came back to Lave, no one would believe his encounter.
    He said "Look, look, look, look, LOOK!!!! there at this mark on my ship".
    "That's where the alien hit me"
    "You probably hit the ground AGAIN trying land" Mouse666 replied.
    "No, no, no, NO!!!! that mark is where the alien ship hit me".
    "Whatever" said Mouse666.
    Did Galactic Midden hit the ground?.
    Was it a Thargoid?
    Did he dream it or was this a close encounter of the 4th kind.

  14. #1079
    If psykokow isn't paying attention, could someone give him a nudge and make sure he's got Space Oddity cued up on his sound system.

    As for the rest of you.. WAKE UP!

    This is the last day for entries. We want to read your exactly-100-word stories about "A Close Encounter"

    Rule (1) of Fighter Club is "We do not talk about Fight Club"

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  15. #1080
    Redacted
    When you need me, but do not want me, I must stay ... When you want me, but do not need me, I must go.

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