Originally Posted by Max Factor View Post (Source)
The news will be about the Asp Scout paint jobs, because everybody uses the Asp Scout. Such a great ship.
Please don't be sarcastic about any Asp. Even the runty ones. It causes pain. <Cries>

WHY GOD!?! WHY CAN'T THE ASP SCOUT BE GOOD? <Whhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!>