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Thread: The Ballad of Ed and Sandro

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    The Ballad of Ed and Sandro


    (With apologies to the Beatles)

    LYRICS:
    Streaming from a booth in South Boston
    From the bridge of our Fer-De-Lance
    The folks watching PAX said, "You make money too fast"
    You know they didn't even give us a chance

    Christ you know it ain't easy
    You know how hard it can be
    The way things are going
    We’ll never make 2.3

    Finally got the beta to testers
    Got the camera suite in the game
    Forums say
    "Third-person view ain’t okay
    We want immersion; it’s our right to complain"

    Christ you know it ain't easy
    You know how hard it can be
    The way things are going
    We’ll never make 2.3

    Finally got the holo-me running
    Had to fix the bugs in a week
    The old players said, "it’s telepresence we dread"
    I said, "We're only trying to get this released"

    Christ you know it ain't easy
    You know how hard it can be
    The way things are going
    We’ll never make 2.3

    Grinding up your money for a rainy day
    Just to afford a Cobra III
    Last night the crew said
    "Poor boy, when you're dead
    You better have a rebuy
    Or you’re toast - think!"

    Added multicrew to the beta
    Getting gunners into the fray
    The forumdads said,
    "Progression is dead
    They’ll buy an anaconda in days"

    Christ you know it ain't easy
    You know how hard it can be
    The way things are going
    We’ll never make 2.3

    Nerfed the bounty payout for crewmen
    Gunners only get 3 percent
    The forum’s impressed, said “It’s all for the best
    It’s newbie fun we want to prevent”

    Christ you know it ain't easy
    You know how hard it can be
    The way things are going
    They’re gonna hate 2.3

    The way things are going
    They’re gonna hate 2.3



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    YOU ARE SOME KINDA MAGIC MAN

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    Is it okay to say I love you today? Christ it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be, to get rep from me.

    Well done.

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    Next request: "No ETAs... no guarantees..." to the theme music from Only Fools and Horses.

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    That was great. Nicely done

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    Respect , there, seriously respect!!!
    + 10000 Rep

    Cheers Cmdr's

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    Bloody awesome.......

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