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Thread: "Thread of jokes and good mood" (was Bran's Application to be a Mod) Also Frank is Super Awesome.

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    The three bulls story

    Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them.

    First Bull: "Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I don't know where this newcomer is going to get HIS cows, but I aint' givin' him any of mine."

    Second Bull: "That pretty much says it for me, too. I've been here 3 years and have earned my right to the 50 cows we've agreed are mine. I'll fight 'im till I run him off or kill 'im, but I'M KEEPIN' ALL MY COWS."

    Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far you guys have only let me have 10 cows to "take care of". I may not be as big as you fellows (yet) but I am young and virile, so I simply MUST keep all MY cows."

    They no sooner finished their big talk when an eighteen-wheeler pulls up in the middle of the pasture with only ONE ANIMAL IN IT: the biggest Son-of-Another-Bull these guys had ever seen! At 4700 pounds, each step he took toward the ground strained the steel ramp to the breaking point.

    First Bull: "You know, it's actually been some time since I really felt I was doing all my cows justice, anyway. I think I can spare a few for our new friend."

    Second Bull: "I'll have plenty of cows to take care of if I just stay on the opposite end of the pasture from HIM. I'm certainly not looking for argument." They look over at their young friend, the 3rd bull, and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting.

    First Bull: "Son, let me give you some advice real quick. Let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it."

    Third Bull: "Hell, he can have ALL MY COWS. I'm just making sure he knows I'm a bull!"

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  3. #198
    Originally Posted by Chris Simon View Post (Source)
    That's... disturbing.
    Thats what the goat was thinking when T.j dressed it in the squirrel bondage gear.

  4. #199
    I have the impression (but I can be wrong) that the cow is making fun of the horse


  5. #200
    Originally Posted by Patrick_68000 View Post (Source)
    I have the impression (but I can be wrong) that the cow is making fun of the horse

    I doubt it. Cows are kind, friendly creatures, incapable of such mischief.

  6. #201
    Originally Posted by Frank View Post (Source)
    <sigh> I guess I'll just have to make do with "Frank is Super Awesome."
    Whilst i agree entirely with the sentiment,i cant help but feel that the thread has been somewhat hijacked and suggest we turn our thoughts once again to the intention of the original i.e to discover what lies on the far side of beyond,and to avoid any confusion,tack on 'A.K.A. the plan?

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    ...isn't sure what's going on. Moderator T.j's Avatar
    ***Looks for evidence of political discussion in thread***

  8. #203
    I'll post something if you like T.j ......

  9. #204
    I was walking down the beach, when I saw this big log. I rolled the log over, and found a tiny little stick. I was like, "That log had a child". ~ Yoda.

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    ...isn't sure what's going on. Moderator T.j's Avatar
    Originally Posted by Un1k0rn View Post (Source)
    I was walking down the beach, when I saw this big log. I rolled the log over, and found a tiny little stick. I was like, "That log had a child". ~ Yoda.
    I did something similar but ended up using the small stick to clean the log off my shoe while muttering about people not cleaning up after their dogs..

  11. #206
    Originally Posted by T.j View Post (Source)
    I did something similar but ended up using the small stick to clean the log off my shoe while muttering about people not cleaning up after their dogs..
    That was a different kind of log. The so-called sticky log.

  12. #207
    Originally Posted by T.j View Post (Source)
    I did something similar but ended up using the small stick to clean the log off my shoe while muttering about people not cleaning up after their dogs..
    Why blame the people; it was the dog that did it and the idiot not looking where they were going that stepped in it.

    This whole thread has been about politics. From joining 'the local club' to 'stealing the inside knowledge'. Then there has been the discussion about the insiders club pecking order; again more politics. So shut it down now, shut it all down the whole forums thing, because nothing can be discussed without politics being involved. Careful with the CG discussions, Federation V Imperial CGs cannot be talked about any more.

    See Bran, what can of worms you have opened.

  13. #208
    Originally Posted by Arry View Post (Source)
    Why blame the people; it was the dog that did it and the idiot not looking where they were going that stepped in it.
    Did you just call Tj an idiot??????

    How long have you known each other for?

  14. #209
    Originally Posted by Galactic Midden View Post (Source)
    Did you just call Tj an idiot??????

    How long have you known each other for?
    Is the 5th valid here?

  15. #210
    Originally Posted by Arry View Post (Source)
    Is the 5th valid here?
    If you're ever in trouble just use this.


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