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    Elite Poetry


    There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
    She Engineered Frame Shift Drives for something to do.
    She can't get a date, so she stays up late,
    and tinkers with thrusters, shield boosters, sensors, interdictors and power plants too.

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    There was a guy called McQuin,
    Who engineered his multi cannons to spin,
    He could make them spin faster,
    And that's why he's called Tod the Blaster.

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    Ha, these are neat.

    I'd write some out, but they'd all probably be about rocks.

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    Pew pew, pew pew
    Pew pew pew
    Pew pew
    Pew pew
    Pew pew pew

    (Baldric 3301)

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    My favorite ship is my cobra,
    I fly it much better when I’m sober.

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    I must go once more into the void
    into the eternal night
    A myriad dots in the quiet blackness
    Cold and hard, diamond light.

    Twinkle twinkle little star,
    but not out here;
    not where we are.

    Here amongst the whispering spheres,
    whose song's not meant for human ears
    A siren's call, to a deadly embrace,
    the last adventure,
    an endless sleep

    Like you I came
    Drawn by adventure,
    To explore,
    To see the unknown
    To carve my name among the stars

    And now I watch as you depart,
    Drives cold, I remain,
    Lost in the black

    Until the suns grow cold
    And the heavens darken
    I rest eternal
    At one with the void

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    Originally Posted by Dommarraa View Post (Source)
    Pew pew, pew pew
    Pew pew pew
    Pew pew
    Pew pew
    Pew pew pew

    (Baldric 3301)
    The plagiarism is strong with this one

    https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showth...05#post5810305

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    Oh Federal grunt Beluga,
    Thy Microtransactions are to me
    As plurdled Generation Ships
    On a Cobra Mark Three.
    Groop, I implore thee, my foonting Thargoid Drones
    And hooptiously Engineer me
    With crinkly Sidewinders,
    Or I will rend thee in the Galaxy Map with my Fragment Cannon
    See if I don’t!


    Edit: As heard on Lave Radio!
    http://laveradio.com/lave-radio-episode-175/
    About 1:47.

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    Originally Posted by mojonaut View Post (Source)
    The plagiarism is strong with this one

    https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showth...05#post5810305
    There are only so many dumb ideas

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    There was a CMDR from Lave
    Who went to an all night rave
    He drank too much stout
    And soon passed out
    And woke up an Imperial slave

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    There once was a PvP Faction,
    Thought death and destruction the fasion.
    So they filled their cups,
    Blowing everyone up,
    And now nobody's instance will have 'em

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    From a neutron star,
    Jets cast us far into space.
    Leaves on stellar winds.

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    Originally Posted by DaveB View Post (Source)
    There once was a PvP Faction,
    Thought death and destruction the fasion.
    So they filled their cups,
    Blowing everyone up,
    And now nobody's instance will have 'em
    BURN

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