Page 15 of 15 FirstFirst ... 51112131415
Results 211 to 217 of 217

Click here to go to the first staff post in this thread.
Thread: Your Favourite Quotes

  1. #211
    Originally Posted by Gortron View Post (Source)
    "live a lot trust a few but always paddle your own canoe"

    Don't know who said it but like it a lot
    Originally Posted by Gortron View Post (Source)
    There is a construction and services company local to me that inexplicably has that written on all its vehicles.
    For some reason your posts remind me of a sign I used to see outside an auto-wrecker's yard some many years ago:

    "Please drive carefully, we don't need any more stock".

  2. #212
    Originally Posted by Manticore View Post (Source)
    For some reason your posts remind me of a sign I used to see outside an auto-wrecker's yard some many years ago:

    "Please drive carefully, we don't need any more stock".
    haha! I love boats, I'm proper into boats. I have wasted so much money on boats and boating it is ridiculous.


    There is a sign at the end of someone's garden in Norfolk that is only passable by boat and it says "please don't throw stones at this sign"....

  3. #213
    “My father called me his ‘shining wit’, it was then I understood his dyslexia”


    er...me.

  4. #214
    Keep Calm and Ignore The Memes.

  5. #215
    “Like a pig pulling a cart load of sausages, I draw my own conclusions”. Julian Cope

    i liked this so much I made a vignette of the quote on my Model railway. Wish I had a photo..

  6. #216
    "Everyone is a genius in their own way, but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will go through life thinking it is stupid."
    -Attributed to Albert Einstein

    "There are two things that are infinite; The universe and stupidity. And I'm not sure about the former."
    -Attributed to Albert Einstein

    “'Kindly let me help you or you will drown,' said the monkey as he put the fish safely up a tree."
    -Unknown

  7. #217
    In ancient times when I was at Uni, the following sign was displayed outside the Technicians desk:-

    “Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part”

Page 15 of 15 FirstFirst ... 51112131415