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    Dear Thargoids

    Dear Thargoids,

    The Emopire is over there, and the Federation is way the frack out that way. Also the Alliance is waaaaay over there.

    Here's hoping your targeting gets a wee bit better in the future.

    Actually, it's kinda funny, the Thargoids UA Bombing the CPC's region of space. It doesn't really hurt us, for a reason I will not divulge here.

    Nice try FDev, but all you are going to do is make our region more secure *for us* this way.

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    Originally Posted by raeat View Post (Source)
    Dear Thargoids,

    The Emopire is over there, and the Federation is way the frack out that way. Also the Alliance is waaaaay over there.

    Here's hoping your targeting gets a wee bit better in the future.

    Actually, it's kinda funny, the Thargoids UA Bombing the CPC's region of space. It doesn't really hurt us, for a reason I will not divulge here.

    Nice try FDev, but all you are going to do is make our region more secure *for us* this way.
    Translation from Thargoid Homeworld:

    You have received the transmission from this human?

    Yes. It has been decoded. It sounds very much like this human taunts us. He has no respect for the high command or our hive mother.

    Have you pin-pointed the source star system this insult originated from?

    Yes. I have the location right here.

    Very well. Send a squadron of our most powerful ships to that location. 5,000 should do.

    5,000 ships?

    Yes, you are correct. My mistake. Such an insult and taunting must be answered with furious anger and the righteous wrath of our mother queen. Make that 500,000 ships. Spare nothing. Ensure nothing lives in that star system before our ships return home. However, just one thing.......

    What is that?

    Ensure you locate the human "raeat" and bring him here to the home world. The queen will want him brought before her.

    Will she want to taunt him in return?

    She might. Before she eats him. Alive.

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    Or a group of merry scoundrels UA bombed your home system in imperial space

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    We do not have a home system.
    You, however, do.

    Keep your garbage to yourself, Nick.
    No wonder you and your filth got punted from NULL.

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    Leadfoot,

    Hehehe. Cute.

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    Originally Posted by raeat View Post (Source)
    We do not have a home system.
    You, however, do.

    Keep your garbage to yourself, Nick.
    No wonder you and your filth got punted from NULL.
    Well that was not very nice.

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    You puny earthlings. Do you not appreciate our messages of good will?