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Darkoba

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Lave City College: Term end Exam Report. Summer 3014

Scholar: Hoshino Dar’koba

Subject:................ Score(%):... Tutor comments:

Astrophysics......... 89.............. Satisfactory. Pity the model Fer-de-Lance went through the Principal’s window.

Astro-navigation.. 94............. Will go far.

Human History..... 78............. Knows all the planets of the original home system and their development, but .............................................very little else. Has what I call a Solar flair.

Mathematics........ 72........... Can improve, with calculated determination

Chemistry............ 84........... Dar’koba, stop making rocket fuel in the lab!

Languages........... 63........... Sometimes we don’t understand each other.

Art..................... 45........... Stop doodling sketches of Cobra III’s and get down to serious artwork!

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Do better next term, your time to fly will come!
 
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Darkoba

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While writing or editing I get everything neatly lined up, but as soon as I save, it all gets bunched up, so I used dotted lines instead of tabs Oh well. Please, dear reader, do me the honour of imagining the report appearing in neat columns. :p
 
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Garthyre

Garthyre
(apologies if this has already been done)

Showstoppers

"I can't see, daddy! Lift me up!" The child was hoisted onto her father's shoulders, azure pennants clenched in tiny fists, huge excited eyes staring at the words appearing above the filtered sun on the massive screens.

Commander Montgomerie's astrobatic formation flying team were famous across Federation space.

The awe inspiring climax of the show involved the nine pythons swooping close to the stellar surface from different vectors. Under artificially induced Solar Flares arcing into the photosphere, the ships almost touched before separating again, trailing starstuff and glowing plasma.

The show began, the words faded:

"Monty's Python-Flying Circus – Lave."
 
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MrMogadon

MrMogadon
The Hunt

The attacks had been brutal.
Five giant fanged behemoths driven down from the Highlands, by an unnaturally dry summer had laid ruin to the small farming community. Each one had been given a name. ‘Bjorn’, ‘Bennie’, ‘Olaf’, ‘Gunther’ and ‘Solla’.
The six men paused at the tree line, pleased to be leaving the dank, foreboding forest behind and relishing the fight ahead.
The first kill, Solla, had been more luck than skill. But now, with only one remaining, they knew how to work as a team
Jaroslaw, the tracker, pointed to a cave in the distance “There, that’s Olaf’s Lair”
 
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Darkoba

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MrMogadon said:
The attacks had been brutal.
Five giant fanged behemoths driven down from the Highlands, by an unnaturally dry summer had laid ruin to the small farming community. Each one had been given a name. ‘Bjorn’, ‘Bennie’, ‘Olaf’, ‘Gunther’ and ‘Solla’.
The six men paused at the tree line, pleased to be leaving the dank, foreboding forest behind and relishing the fight ahead.
The first kill, Solla, had been more luck than skill. But now, with only one remaining, they knew how to work as a team
Jaroslaw, the tracker, pointed to a cave in the distance “There, that’s Olaf’s Lair”
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Scores a meritable 8 on the groanometer - 9 is reserved (usually) for Frank :D
 

Frank

Frank
Ha ha ha! All these puns! It's great to see all these puns.

I feel like I'm some sort of vampire Muppet cackling in a thunderstorm as he counts past ten.
 

Frank

Frank
Well if no-ones coming forward I'll do it again. I just didn't fancy wearing this week's themed costume for the host, 70's style hipster jeans.

Yes, that's right, so-low flares <tries to run for cover but finds it difficult in the ridiculous trousers>
 

MrMogadon

MrMogadon
Frank said:
Well if no-ones coming forward I'll do it again. I just didn't fancy wearing this week's themed costume for the host, 70's style hipster jeans.

Yes, that's right, so-low flares <tries to run for cover but finds it difficult in the ridiculous trousers>
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Frank, good to know you'll be there, walking on sunshine. Stepping out on those solar floors , as it were.

PS
I'm going into hiding now
 

MrMogadon

MrMogadon
Darkoba said:
You should. I hear the Solar Plods are coming for you! :eek:
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It's okay, I have no accomplices to rat me out me. I'm just going to chill out in the only seat at my secret hideout. I'm a solo player who's going to chill out in my solo chair.

But that is after I get thrown out of the Cathedral for drinking lager with a lime wedge in the bottle during the religious service (a Coronal Mass Ejection)
 
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Frank

Frank
Please anyone out there reading this thread. Please post a Drabble.

I think we've gone into pun overload and we need Drabbles here to stem the flow. :)

We could use a few more entries before I put up the poll tonight.
 

Minti2

Deadly, But very fluffy...
Minti2
Simple Joe

"Damn weather men!" Joe was not impressed "and damn its hot and tight in here!"

He shuffled about as best he could

"Sure it could get warm, hot even! get your sun-cream ready its gonna be a scorcher they said!"

"Nope still uncomfortable!" he now wished he had taken a few things out before getting in

Then they change their minds "not hot, oh no, now they say roasting, literally! a catastrophic Solar flare that will engulf the planet

"So i climb in but i forgot to make sure its plugged in!!

Damn Weather men and damn the Fridge!"
 

Frank

Frank
The story so far...

We got 8

01 - KalRyper - Groovy Baby!
02 - Splendour - Non (plasma) can(n)on
03 - Frank - Warning Notice
04 - Ian Phillips - The latest craze.
05 - Darkoba - Lave City College: Term end Exam Report. Summer 3014
06 - Garthyre - Showstoppers
07 - MrMogadon - The Hunt
08 - The Lone Gunman - Simple Joe

Insanephoton's got plenty of time for his Drabble. I'll put the poll up late tonight.
That mean's there's plenty of time for you as well.

<you are being pointed at from of the screen by an old man in low-slung denim flares>
 
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