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Simoof, did you get a pet rug? It certainly looks like people have been standing on it. If it was a puppen you got, then I hope you know it needs pumped up before it can be used. Footpuppen is no fun when the puppen is deflated.
P. S. Alvin is a wee star. I'd definitely vote for him. It's just a shame he never wrote a drabble
P. S. Alvin is a wee star. I'd definitely vote for him. It's just a shame he never wrote a drabble
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That's what Simoof wants you to think his new dog looks like.
Here is what his new dog actually looks like ...
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You know they say that dogs look like their owners and vice versa....
PS : Wanted to rep you for that but the forum's being mean again
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The Alien Chronicles: Part 4
The universal translator then crackled a new translation
Oh hear me lord, oh hear me weep
On bended knee before I sleep
I offer you a poem prayer
Save me lord from thy slayer
No riches have I to give to you
A good drabble, I have no clue
Psykokow ripped it off again
His brother Simoof in lots of pain
The rest are all a mere story
Not worthy of your divine glory
On bended knee I pray to you
A Cobra MkIII, not one or two
The two captains were so moved by the poem, they shot Simoof.
The universal translator then crackled a new translation
Oh hear me lord, oh hear me weep
On bended knee before I sleep
I offer you a poem prayer
Save me lord from thy slayer
No riches have I to give to you
A good drabble, I have no clue
Psykokow ripped it off again
His brother Simoof in lots of pain
The rest are all a mere story
Not worthy of your divine glory
On bended knee I pray to you
A Cobra MkIII, not one or two
The two captains were so moved by the poem, they shot Simoof.
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I prey I am not promoted in my last moments before I am transferred
captain Grim saluted his cadets,
inspecting the line of 200 men before him brasses gleaming by the filtred nearby starlight on the Larboard side.
"Alas men as you know by now lieutennant Dimm disobayed orders that would have kep him alive.
let that serve as a warnning to yall, and as such has created a vacancie for my new lieutennant,
are there any volunteers for the prestigiuos position step forward one pace?"
all the men except two stepped back 1 pace in unison.
cadets Lister96 and Smoof began to fight were upon Smoof died...........
"congratulations lieutennant Lister96" said the captain.
(N.B this is a work of fiction and any relation to characters either living or deceased is entirely coincidental)
captain Grim saluted his cadets,
inspecting the line of 200 men before him brasses gleaming by the filtred nearby starlight on the Larboard side.
"Alas men as you know by now lieutennant Dimm disobayed orders that would have kep him alive.
let that serve as a warnning to yall, and as such has created a vacancie for my new lieutennant,
are there any volunteers for the prestigiuos position step forward one pace?"
all the men except two stepped back 1 pace in unison.
cadets Lister96 and Smoof began to fight were upon Smoof died...........
"congratulations lieutennant Lister96" said the captain.
(N.B this is a work of fiction and any relation to characters either living or deceased is entirely coincidental)
bonus puzzelquiz drabble non-poll drabble
the edge of tomorrow today
the battleship ender's game stopped at the port side of the uss eldrich the skyline gloom of the dark skies masked the appllo 18 re-enty module which had been found.
the philadelphia experiment had gone wrong in old earth history, they wernt just transformers that went faulty an extraterrestrial interstellar close encounters of the third kind had taken place and was still ouccuring the signal was still transmitting " they live" and the objective of the men in black was still unclear had the entity of alien origin sought an alien abduction were the recent mars attacks related only roswell knew
(out of the 20 films listed name them and say why two of them are the odd ones out....... I gave my capslock button a rest)
I will answer after this weeks show on this thread
the edge of tomorrow today
the battleship ender's game stopped at the port side of the uss eldrich the skyline gloom of the dark skies masked the appllo 18 re-enty module which had been found.
the philadelphia experiment had gone wrong in old earth history, they wernt just transformers that went faulty an extraterrestrial interstellar close encounters of the third kind had taken place and was still ouccuring the signal was still transmitting " they live" and the objective of the men in black was still unclear had the entity of alien origin sought an alien abduction were the recent mars attacks related only roswell knew
(out of the 20 films listed name them and say why two of them are the odd ones out....... I gave my capslock button a rest)
I will answer after this weeks show on this thread
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The Hunter and his Pray
The two spacecraft were swirling in normal space after the interdiction. The pirate was setting up for his attack and then drew a bead on his prey, a cardinal red Sidewinder with a yellow cross.
"Son, you'd better start praying."
"I don't believe in any hokum about higher powers. The highest power I know are these twin beam lasers." But they didn't seem to be doing much against this Sidewinder's shields. The pirate cursed. He had an idea of what's happening.
Three Anacondas dropped into existence around him, all with the same cardinal red paintjob.
"Son, you'd better start praying."
The two spacecraft were swirling in normal space after the interdiction. The pirate was setting up for his attack and then drew a bead on his prey, a cardinal red Sidewinder with a yellow cross.
"Son, you'd better start praying."
"I don't believe in any hokum about higher powers. The highest power I know are these twin beam lasers." But they didn't seem to be doing much against this Sidewinder's shields. The pirate cursed. He had an idea of what's happening.
Three Anacondas dropped into existence around him, all with the same cardinal red paintjob.
"Son, you'd better start praying."
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Calling god on the porcelain phone
It was one of those parties, record breaking sag A runs tend to have them once the victorious crew return.
The first officer of the Greased Lightning staggered towards the head as fast as he dared.
Perhaps, downing two whole bottles of Indi Bourbon in an hour wasn't such a great idea, for his liver was conspiring with his stomach for a messy revenge.
He reached his objective, knelt down, and grasped the porcelain 'altar' before him.
In his last moments before losing consciousness, he recited the prayer given by over lubricated party goers the galaxy over.
"Oh God, BLEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!"
It was one of those parties, record breaking sag A runs tend to have them once the victorious crew return.
The first officer of the Greased Lightning staggered towards the head as fast as he dared.
Perhaps, downing two whole bottles of Indi Bourbon in an hour wasn't such a great idea, for his liver was conspiring with his stomach for a messy revenge.
He reached his objective, knelt down, and grasped the porcelain 'altar' before him.
In his last moments before losing consciousness, he recited the prayer given by over lubricated party goers the galaxy over.
"Oh God, BLEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!"
A prayer for the living
Leather strap around your neck,
A loop to put a rope in,
Soon it'll be time for you to wake,
And those puppen eyes will open.
This space station that we call earth,
You prefer the place with grass on,
Although you like the water to splash about,
You find it hard to p1ss on.
When in space, the zero G
You just dont like at all.
After bowl of food is done,
One fart, you hit the wall.
Its time for you to arise.
So awaken,
If you dont by yourself,
You'll be strongly shaken.
Why dont you wake?
Leather strap around your neck,
A loop to put a rope in,
Soon it'll be time for you to wake,
And those puppen eyes will open.
This space station that we call earth,
You prefer the place with grass on,
Although you like the water to splash about,
You find it hard to p1ss on.
When in space, the zero G
You just dont like at all.
After bowl of food is done,
One fart, you hit the wall.
Its time for you to arise.
So awaken,
If you dont by yourself,
You'll be strongly shaken.
Why dont you wake?
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How space cat really died
A mighty sound ripped though the room, waking the ship's cat. It was quickly followed by a strange, strangled sound as the space engines strained. The cat fled.
Psykokow toggled a switch and went to inspect the engines. Space cat darted through the opening door hiding as best she could. She gagged, regurgitating something unpleasant.
A hand reaching to open the access hatch smeared a soft damp ball across some contacts and shorted the panel. The cat was caught in the surge and died in a puff of grilled fur. Her last thought: "Please let there be no more farts"
A mighty sound ripped though the room, waking the ship's cat. It was quickly followed by a strange, strangled sound as the space engines strained. The cat fled.
Psykokow toggled a switch and went to inspect the engines. Space cat darted through the opening door hiding as best she could. She gagged, regurgitating something unpleasant.
A hand reaching to open the access hatch smeared a soft damp ball across some contacts and shorted the panel. The cat was caught in the surge and died in a puff of grilled fur. Her last thought: "Please let there be no more farts"
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GM Greens
Dr Ted stood nervously at the front of a room full of his peers.
Finally this was it, his moment in the lime light.
The solution to growing crops in hostile environments was ready for sharing with the world.
These special plants would feed millions and be impervious to the normal blights of vegetables.
He coughed into the microphone and it squealed loudly, fading away leaving the room engulfed with anticipated silence.
“So you see, these bugs and insects and infections are now dealt with by the genetic modification and they now become” He went on to explain “lettuce prey”
Dr Ted stood nervously at the front of a room full of his peers.
Finally this was it, his moment in the lime light.
The solution to growing crops in hostile environments was ready for sharing with the world.
These special plants would feed millions and be impervious to the normal blights of vegetables.
He coughed into the microphone and it squealed loudly, fading away leaving the room engulfed with anticipated silence.
“So you see, these bugs and insects and infections are now dealt with by the genetic modification and they now become” He went on to explain “lettuce prey”
bonus puzzelquiz drabble non-poll drabble
the edge of tomorrow today
the battleship ender's game stopped at the port side of the uss eldrich the skyline gloom of the dark skies masked the appllo 18 re-enty module which had been found.
the philadelphia experiment had gone wrong in old earth history, they wernt just transformers that went faulty an extraterrestrial interstalla close encounters of the third kind had taken place and was still ouccuring the signal was still transmitting " they live" and the objective of the men in black was still unclear had the entity of alien origin sought an alien abduction were the recent mars attacks related only roswell knew
(out of the 20 films listed name them and why two of them are the odd ones out....... I gave my capslock button a rest)
I will answer after this weeks show on this thread
I got 15, not sure about one, so I highlighted it in red. I spoilered my answers so others could guess.
Also ...
There was no Apollo 18, the final mission in the Apollo program was 17. Maybe you meant Apollo 13?
As for odd ones out, again, most involve aliens, except Philadelphia Experiment was about a missing US Navy ship during a time travel experiment, the ship in question was the USS Eldridge.
As for odd ones out, again, most involve aliens, except Philadelphia Experiment was about a missing US Navy ship during a time travel experiment, the ship in question was the USS Eldridge.
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What did you lot do to my drabble!? An almost flawless reading by Mr Marcaigh forced to put up with more embellishments and add ins than Kow's self appointed drabble crown. Now I know why I didn't win!
So there I was heading off to vote after catching up on a questionably wonderful stream when I realised that not only had I already voted, but it was Monday and the poll was closed! Fnar Fnar
One wonders why the rest of the train is looking at me askance.
So there I was heading off to vote after catching up on a questionably wonderful stream when I realised that not only had I already voted, but it was Monday and the poll was closed! Fnar Fnar
One wonders why the rest of the train is looking at me askance.
I'm pretty sure it's going to be Star Trek!
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