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1987

Johnny was immersed in his game, even wearing a space helmet made of one of Mom's colanders with odd springs and diodes sticking out randomly. In the background, he could hear the "Miami Vice" tune playing while Mom and Dad watched TV.

The tune stopped short and Johnny turned to see what was making his parents upset, an image of a man in a spacesuit came on the TV.

"...tacting Commander John Blackhorn. Please respond. Your assistance is needed immediately. Thargoids are crossing time to attack. Be ready to protect yourself!"

The image shifted to the window. Stars. Or static?
 

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Missed the shot

The firing squad stood to attention, weapons smartly by their sides. The prisoner was led, blindfolded, to stand on the big, stained X in front of the wall.

A drum clattered, building up tension and stopping suddenly as the sentence was read out by Captain Marcaigh.

Simoof stood on the X as the weapons were raised....

"We interrupt this broadcast to.."

The camera feed dissolved into visual and audio static for a few seconds until it reset itself.

On screen a body was being dragged away, seen through a haze of dust and smoke.

"Damn, missed it through the static!"
 
Live on Aiaaaaagh

In space nothing is truly still.
Planets loop around stars, stars circle around the centre of the Milky Way, which in turn speeds away from the Big Bang.

To the observers on Lave Station the Orange Sidewinder was static, its orbit around the planet and its rotation perfectly matching those of the entrance to the docks it hung a kilometre from.
Relative to the pilot of the shiny new asp boosting out of said dock the Sidewinder was anything but static, rather it was hurtling towards the Asp at 320 km/h.

“Welcome to Lave Radio, live from the Orange Sidewindaaaaahg-”
 
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Docking bay disruption.

The landing bay benign drone of 'musak' stopped!! Sirens wailed, lights flashed and the pre-recorded warning cut in "We interrupt this broadcast... "
Everyone turned to the letterbox to see what was coming their way.


Not unusual for an emergency landing warning to be sounded during their shift, however this one was different. "All emergency trauma teams to docking bay, multiple collisions imminent"


4 ships, none of them with shields engaged or docking permission, came boosting into the bay, all aimed for the back wall.


'Bloody Olympics!! ' he moaned!! 'No consideration for us lot trying to do a normal day's work'.
 
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01 - STRONTIUM DOG - 3301 a space oddity
02 - DocStone - Ghost's warning
03 - Simoof - THE DEAFENING SLUMBER
04 - Frank - The Ghost with Good Taste
05 - Darkoba - Not to everyone's taste...
06 - Listeri69 - We interrupt this broadcast to bring you more Dross read by psykokow
07 - Alien - The Alien Chronicles: Part 3
08 - Erik Marcaigh - 1987
09 - Ian Phillips - Missed the shot
10 - Splendour - Live on Aiaaaaagh
11 - Alesgriff79 - Docking bay disruption.

Just over half the slots filled and only one more day to go. Good to see you've entered this week Alesgriff. Let's have some of the regulars entering. The Topics are "We interrupt this broadcast.. ", and "Static".

Why are you sitting there just reading these words?.. Get to it!
 
The Unknown Agitator

The scanner played back the soothing hiss of white noise, searching for the signals of unknown artifacts.

Suddenly, a signal, and quite a powerful one too.
A voice - "We interrupt this static to give you... agitation!"
There was a horrendous noise.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

He flipped the scanner off, but it was no help, whatever it was was causing the whole ship to resonate.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ship systems began to misfunction, he fell out of supercruise.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Five hours of the noise, with no escape.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

He began to screech in harmony with the noise.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Another hour later, he went insane.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


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The AAAA noise is best reproduced with the following sound clip.
http://www.megafileupload.com/4Za8/AAAAA.mp3
 
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Newsflash!

... you can rely on!

Welcome back to Hutton Orbital Radio, the radio station with a potential million listeners but only five are in the locality!

Over, now, to Jenny Rator for a newsflash!

Thank you Peter. News just in reveals that the 'personality' known as Psykokow is behind an audacious attempt to take over HOR along with Listeri69, Vingtetun and Simoof.

Sources claim that they are attempting to produce a new rare good of such appallingly bad taste even the great Braben's jumpers are put in the shade. Back to you Peter.

Thank you Jenny, and now for some music....
 
Who's in the Cobra?

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The static made communications difficult.

"Who's in the Cobra?"
....."Yes."
"I mean the commander's name."
....."Who."
"The commander in the Cobra."
....."Who."
"The name of the commander in the Cobra."
....."Who is in the Cobra."
"Don't ask me!........ What is the commander's name in the Cobra?"
....."No, What's in the Asp."
"Who's in the Asp?"
....."What."
"Who is in the Asp?"
....."What."
"WHO IS IN THE ASP?"
....."WHAT IS IN THE ASP!"
"I don't know."
....."He's in the Viper."
"What?"
....."In the Asp."
"So who's in the Viper?"
....."I don't know."
"Neither do I!.........I don't understand."
....."He's the Anaconda"
 
01 - STRONTIUM DOG - 3301 a space oddity
02 - DocStone - Ghost's warning
03 - Simoof - THE DEAFENING SLUMBER
04 - Frank - The Ghost with Good Taste
05 - Darkoba - Not to everyone's taste...
06 - Listeri69 - We interrupt this broadcast to bring you more Dross read by psykokow
07 - Alien - The Alien Chronicles: Part 3
08 - Erik Marcaigh - 1987
09 - Ian Phillips - Missed the shot
10 - Splendour - Live on Aiaaaaagh
11 - Alesgriff79 - Docking bay disruption.
12 - moose666 - The Unknown Agitator
13 - MikeSnos - Newsflash!
14 - Clef_Hanger - Who's in the Cobra?

Okay you lurkers out there. There are plenty of spaces left. You've seen what the regulars can do. can you do better?
 

Missileman

Banned
Interrupting The Pursuit.

'There behind the asteroid!' the radio cackled turning his viper 80 degrees he had camouflaged well in the cobra
He let out a cursive, they had followed his signal through 6 systems now and he was running dangerously low on fuel no time to scoop from the sun.
If he could just split up the wing he knew he could take them.
He saw a fer-de-lance, a rogue asteroid screamed across the path, the moment had arrived.
'He's Right there get him' screamed the viper pilot
Radio static answered his pursuer
one down he thought as his engines revved up....
 
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puzzling

my drabble is also puzzel out of the 21 different films referenced in it only one is the odd one out and why?
will answer after this weeks show............
 
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Hang the DJ

"Moving on to drabble number 5..."
"Alliance Police! Nobody move. You are all under arrest for the possession of outrgeously poor puns. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be taken down..."
"Knickers!" Listeri exclaimed.
Static crackled as a taser silenced the shouty man.
"Better add resisting arrest ." said the female police officer with a smirk
"We apologise for the interruption to the program. We hope to..." Fozza started to say from the other studio.
A loud squee could be heard in the background, as Kerrash realised that, for once, his show would start on time.
 
3301 a space oddity

this report just in, bomb no 20(static hiss) is in negotiations with the death star regarding a cease fire at the SOLARIS negotiations star.
STARSHIP TROOPERS have been deployed by both parties which is RIDDICKouluos at this stage of hostilities.
THE ARRIVAL and COMMUNION of additional forces is unacceptable the DUNE DISTRICT 9 PACIFIC RIM authority declared in there EUROPA REPORT which is a MINORITY REPORT at ths stage of the CONTACT
which stated this could lead to OBLIVION.
PAUL of the EVENT HORIZON's, said he saw FIRE IN THE SKY and PANDORUM followed.
JOHN CARTER was in OFFICIAL DENIAL.

my drabble is also puzzel out of the 21 different films referenced in it only one is the odd one out and why?
will answer after this weeks show............
Minority Report. The rest are connected to space travel in some way, Minority Report is about predicting future events, nothing to do with space travel.
 
3301 a bill oddie

this report just in, bomb no 20(static hiss) is in negotiations with Debbie regarding a cease fire at the SOLARIS negotiations star.
STARSHIP TROOPERS have been deployed by both parties which is RIDDICKouluos at this stage of hostilities. Dallas Corbin needed calming so DEBBIE DOES DALLAS.
THE ARRIVAL and COMMUNION of additional forces is unacceptable the DUNE DISTRICT 9 PACIFIC RIM job declared in there EUROPA REPORT which is a MINORITY REPORT at this stage of the CONTACT
which stated this could lead to OBLIVION.
DEE P. THROAT of the EVENT HORIZON's, said he saw FIRE IN THE SKY and PANDORUM followed.
JOHN CARTER was in rubber chaps.
Is the answer Debbie does Dallas because none of the others feature . (I think that word might be removed by the censor board.)
 
Minority Report. The rest are connected to space travel in some way, Minority Report is about predicting future events, nothing to do with space travel.

I think it's Minority report as well. Pacific Rim never left the planet either, but it did have an alien invasion. My guess is Aliens.
 
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I think it's Minority report as well. Pacific Rim never left the planet either, but it did have an alien invasion. My guess is Aliens.
Why do I have to keep telling you all, it's not me ... oh, you said aliens, plural. Best nuke them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure. :D
 
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