An open letter to the Thargoid race

[Punished Mobius]

Even considering, apparently, how bad the last surgery went?

You...May have a point.

 

[robbyp]

You'll all be laughing on the other side of your smoking destroyed ships if Zarek is appointed by the insects. I suggest hedge betting.

 

[IndigoWyrd]

You'll all be laughing on the other side of your smoking destroyed ships if Zarek is appointed by the insects. I suggest hedge betting.

I'd no more bet on a hedge than try to chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring.

 

[Zarek Null]

Ah Zarek is getting mouthy again. Guess it's that time of the week for me to go kick the Fdeving biowaste out of him.

Oh I can't help but notice I have been bumped to #3 on the bounty board seems #1 got Iced. All that noob blood down the drain.

You people should really stop killing him. Because every time you do that means he just has to work harder at regaining that #1 spot. I don't care to do the math but that's a lot of dead sidewinders.

My bounty had gone dormant, that's all. Thanks for the reminder though. I'm heading to Eravate right now to go "refresh" it.

 

[Speedy O]

Sorry fella, but according to a different thread, it seems as though they've gone for Michael Bublé as their go to guy....

You want to be careful in case he wants a go at Overllording too....

 

[Garzini]

Human slaves in an insect nation.

 

[Mephane]

Are you aware that as a species, thoughout history, human beings have held a barbaric disregard for nearly all insectoid lifeforms? In their language itself, they use phrases like "stop bugging me", "insignificant as an ant", revealing their absolute disrespect for insectkind. Did you know that humans often consider mammals to be "cute", birds to be "beautiful", fish to be "exotic", yet insects are reviled as "creepy" and "disgusting". Have you heard that some deplorable humans even make killing innocent insects their entire livelyhood?

They also use monkey and ape as part of insults.

 

[Cervantes01]

I wonder if there will be an ammonia breathing insectoid Rngineer that we can befriend in exchange for alien technology.

 

[TieKnee]

kinda looks like those cats from an earlier Wing Commander time... lol

 

[insanephoton]

I'd no more bet on a hedge than try to chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring.

Herrings lack sufficient heft to serve as tree cutting implements but are notoriously flatulent .

 

[jasonbarron]

Interesting, Zarek. Very interesting. How long do you have to hold that pose waiting for your Thargoid overlords to gratify themselves upon your humbled form? Is it going to be a once off kind of thing, or a weekly arrangement? Because I'm thinking you might want to buy some stock in the KY company in the short time you have left before the train arrives.

 

[metascrawl]

The response was:

DNS Error: 10030923 DNS type 'mx' lookup of thargoids.com responded with code NXDOMAIN Domain name not found: thargoids.com

 

[Conch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6SrOpYT6lw

itss gonna go down like that LOL

 

[Xious]

Dear Thargoids,

We will find you and we will kill you.

X

 

[kofeyh]

Sounds like you are taking on the perfect pose for a good probing!

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[Monk]

EAT MY SHORTS!

 

[cosmo-genesis]

 

[sb413197]

New probe discovered in Pleiades sector 847-2, message reads.....

Delta
Echo
Alpha
Romeo
Zulu
Alpha
Romeo
Echo
Kilo
November
Oscar
Echo
Foxtrot
Foxtrot
India
November
Gulf
Whiskey
Alpha
Yankee

Message ends.....

Heh

 

[Gully Foyle]

Zarek will become the butt of many probes if he keeps his up like that.

 

[Tom Melegaris]

Thar good dipped...

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