Captain: Crew this is your captain speaking. I'm glad to inform you that your complaints regarding the dark bridge have been heard.
Crew: Yay!
Captain: I've replaced those weak neon lights with the new Lightmaster FX ones. Now you wont trip over the stairs when you're running for the escape pods.
Crew: *gasp* But captain, we didn't have the budget to replace those lights on the bridge.
Captain: We'll I had to cut corners elsewhere. I've replaced my Hawkeye 9000 radar panel with the cheapest Xinghao 1.5 one.
Crew: We'll we can live with that.
Captain: But that's not all. I've also had to sell your LCD panels.
Crew: Well...we can always use holo projectors instead, so not a big deal. At least we can sit in a more comfortable position in our nice seats, instead leaning always forward for the keyboard.
Captain: Oh ...yeah about your seats... *cough*
Crew: What about them Captain?
Captain: Lets just say, more sacrifices had to be made to afford those new lights.