General / Off-Topic Are you too dense to use a computer?

[Sir.Tj]

OK, let's get this straight. A proper English breakfast is 2 x sausage, 2 x eggs (fried), 2 x bacon, 2 x hash browns, a generous portion of mushrooms cooked in butter, real tomatoes not tinned rubbish, bread and butter not fried bread (it's disgusting) and a large mug of coffee. This should not cost more than three of your English pounds otherwise it's extortion.

Great. I'm starving now.

 

[Cody]

Hash browns in a 'proper' English breakfast? Perish the thought!

 

[Alien]

Oh and those "serve yourself" breakfast bars in hotels have THE worst breakfasts because things like eggs are left standing under hot lamps. Cook it fresh or don't bother.

 

[Memnoch]

I wanted to vote 'What's a computer?' but accidentally chose 'No'. Now I can't change it? My password is: password123. Could someone log in for me and change it pleas?

Already done! That will be £5000 please!

 

[MikeSnos]

Are you calling me fat?

Well you did ask!

OK, let's get this straight. A proper English breakfast is 2 x sausage, 2 x eggs (fried), 2 x bacon, 2 x hash browns, a generous portion of mushrooms cooked in butter, real tomatoes not tinned rubbish, bread and butter not fried bread (it's disgusting) and a large mug of coffee. This should not cost more than three of your English pounds otherwise it's extortion.

You missed out the Black Pudding (controversial but delish!)

 

[Alien]

You missed out the Black Pudding (controversial but delish!)

Damn I knew I forgot something

 

[Philip Coutts]

OK, let's get this straight. A proper English breakfast is 2 x sausage, 2 x eggs (fried), 2 x bacon, 2 x hash browns, a generous portion of mushrooms cooked in butter, real tomatoes not tinned rubbish, bread and butter not fried bread (it's disgusting) and a large mug of coffee. This should not cost more than three of your English pounds otherwise it's extortion.

Where's the black pudding????? You have to have black pudding, it's the law

edit: Ninja'd

Also I've found if you smash the keyboard hard enough against something it can provide either a jigsaw puzzle or indeed some scrabble tiles.

 

[Sir.Tj]

Arrrgh stop mentioning black pudding...I love black pudding.

Has anyone ever tried deep fried haggis? It's so nice it's not fair.

 

[MikeSnos]

Has anyone ever tried deep fried haggis? It's so nice it's not fair.

Is that one of Auntie Delia's concoctions? Sounds vile!

 

[JeffRyan]

I love the retractable cup holder on mine.

 

[Slawkenbergius]

OK, let's get this straight. A proper English breakfast is [food] and a large mug of coffee.

I'm pretty sure that a proper English breakfast should come with English breakfast tea. The clue's in the name.

 

[Alien]

Arrrgh stop mentioning black pudding...I love black pudding.

Has anyone ever tried deep fried haggis? It's so nice it's not fair.

you love BLACK PUDDING?
i love BLACK PUDDING
and you want me to stop mentioning BLACK PUDDING
because every time I mention BLACK PUDDING
it makes you hungry?

So I guess me putting BLACK PUDDING in bold cpas
is driving you crazy?

 

[stephen_usher]

No, my density isn't such that my gravity well causes the computer to be stuck to me.

 

[Bobtographer]

Can I have extra bacon instead of the egg?

^^ wot he said!

 

[Philip Coutts]

Arrrgh stop mentioning black pudding...I love black pudding.

Has anyone ever tried deep fried haggis? It's so nice it's not fair.

Deep fried Haggis or indeed black pudding is god's work. Sublime stuff.

 

[Asp Explorer]

Deep fried Haggis or indeed black pudding is god's work. Sublime stuff.

Black puddin supper fae the chippy - nae better!

 

[Capt. Hook]

As the only qualified chef on this thread I feel I have to make it absolutely clear when I say

 

[Ben Ryder]

Ah English Breakfast with a cup of brown joy

 

[Hootmon]

So I guess me putting BLACK PUDDING in bold cpas...

Im not sure that stuffing black pudding into accountants, bold or otherwise, would improve the flavor...

...of the accountant or the pudding...

 

[Asp Explorer]

I fired my last accountant because he liked his eggs runny