Bacon Cats!
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The Sauce Schism!!!
Brown all the way, Mustard is acceptable too. But Ketchup? Ketchup is EASYMODE and you are purely hiding in GROUP with your 57 varieties. Shame on you Sir!
Asp I reported your post, such insults are over the top and unwarranted, you are out of order Sir!, wait for the wrath of the ketchup mods
.OK lets get serious, "tomato sauce (ketchup)" a sauce made from tomatoes, "brown sauce" a concoction only referred to by its dirty colour, a sauce made from boiled hedgehogs and refried donkeys.
Now I am willing to leave it there but if you continue to attack the one true condiment its not going to end well, I have Dutch connections and they are hardcore mayonnaise guys, don't push me buddy, I don't bluff when Bacon or tomato sauce is involved!!11!!1BADBOYHAXZOR1!1
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I can confirm after a short test that my new breakfast provider has nicer and more Bacon for a little less money, 2 sandwiches this week so far, I might need to retest again tomorrow. And they do breakfast all day, how did I miss that, I need to check my Bacon sensors they might need a service.
ALL DAY BACON, how the hell did I miss that, feel free to mock me, I deserve it! (and I don't care, I have all day BACON!)
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I accept your apology
The Bacon Gods forgive you, and ALL DAY BACON is a sure sign of their blessing. Ketchup is assuredly a prophet of the Lord Bacon, and it's teachings have value for all the world to see, it's tenets fair and blessed with understanding and hope for all mankind.
It's just not the One True Prophet though
The Bacon Gods forgive you, and ALL DAY BACON is a sure sign of their blessing. Ketchup is assuredly a prophet of the Lord Bacon, and it's teachings have value for all the world to see, it's tenets fair and blessed with understanding and hope for all mankind.
It's just not the One True Prophet though
Me too. I haz mad Photoshop skillz & a collection of esoteric fonts but can't line-draw to save my life. I envision such a logo would look like those ones painted on the noses of B-52 bombers...
Which would be really cool if FD takes the suggestion for owner-made ship skins...
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Yesss but needs to be fancier... Like "Cubeo Razorback Bacon" or "Antarian Glerb-bacon" or the like. Any bacon you eat in space is, by default, space bacon
BTW, if you find anymore Bacon Port/City/Docks please let me know! We wish to open a franchise there.
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No CMDR Pig, you are most welcome to join us, we love pigs, now where did I leave my frying pan
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Hell yeah!, even though its Imperial wig wearing Bacon, its still the best
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No CMDR Pig, you are most welcome to join us, we love pigs, now where did I leave my frying pan
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Hell yeah!, even though its Imperial wig wearing Bacon, its still the best
It's not a wig.. she was just having a bad hair day when that particular holophoto was taken
I accept your apology
The Bacon Gods forgive you, and ALL DAY BACON is a sure sign of their blessing. Ketchup is assuredly a prophet of the Lord Bacon, and it's teachings have value for all the world to see, it's tenets fair and blessed with understanding and hope for all mankind.
It's just not the One True Prophet though
Thank you for accepting my apology, I am glad you finally see it my way
, its not good for us Baconists to argue, leaves a foul taste in the mouth, a bit like refried donkey and the Bacon gods did indeed bestow great favours for my devotion (shame we are moving in ~ 3 months, but that will be a new BB mission for me, "hunt down new Bacon", reward = great joy, I hope the Bacon gods favour me at the new location.Now back on topic, I strongly support the motion to have Cubeo razorback Bacon as a rare item, I would take great joy in spreading small consignments across the galaxy, imagine the joy it would bring to the children of the universe (if their parents are not too greedy to share it), think of the children FD, do it for them! you know it makes sense, and if you don't it means you hate children, fact !!1!1!
.I also put forward a motion to stop people calling it "bacon", it is "Bacon", please everyone, remember to use a capital B when you write the sacred word, it is how it was written by the first great pig farmer, <bows head> may he bathe in a heaven of bacon, show some respect please
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I thought you guys said you weren't about politics? Cubeo is nowhere near Carnoeck and naming a rare as such, inside Winter, will be taken by many as a political slight. If you want something from Aisling Duval, please go to her systems.
What's wrong with plain ole Space Bacon?
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Ok, something fancier, but please not politically divisive.
What's wrong with plain ole Space Bacon?
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Yesss but needs to be fancier... Like "Cubeo Razorback Bacon" or "Antarian Glerb-bacon" or the like. Any bacon you eat in space is, by default, space bacon
BTW, if you find anymore Bacon Port/City/Docks please let me know! We wish to open a franchise there.
Ok, something fancier, but please not politically divisive.
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I'm not quite sure how you're seeing things as a political slight here. The Cubeo razorback is a fine porcine specimen and really very tasty. Many other brands of pork product are available and by mentioning Cubeo razorback bacon isn't anything like suggesting the Federation kicks puppies or that all of human occupied space should bow down and surrender to Imperial whims. I think you're taking two different statements, combining what doesn't fit together then misunderstanding the result completely.
We reject prejudice on the grounds of nationality or race or politics and we will bring crispy, streaky, salty or saucy pork foodstuffs to all of humanity (except those pirates, dirty bacon thieves that they are). I don't recall ever saying that Cubeo razorback bacon should be pushed as a rare commodity out of Carnoeck, indeed Carnoeck has only ever been mentioned or had any significance (to me, at least) because it happens to have a station with "Bacon" in the name. That's all.
Good luck with your commodity push - though I would personally hope that you would consider going with a non-bacon-themed product out of consideration for what is a fundamental part of our proposal.
Greetings to all Bacon Cats from Kepler-10, the first stop on my planned tour of as many of the KOI stars as possible.
I have to say the weather here is wonderful, though we did have a few showers on the way. Still, got here in one piece (mostly), and the accommodations are amazing. I've got a fantastic view of the sea from my window, though I've been told by the dishy-looking barman that they've been having a problem with more lava-flows than usual recently so it's probably best I don't go for a dip.
Oh, that reminds me. I had to stop off in seventeen different systems on the way here (last time I fly coach), and despite my best scanning efforts I couldn't find any decent bacon on *any* of them. Luckily I brought along a plentiful supply of squarepigs (see below) and later tonight I'm going to be teaching the locals how to make some proper streaky, and maybe even introduce them to pork scratchings. Yummy.
Anyway, that's all I've got time for right now. Apparently there's a party in a bit, though I've been warned that the atmosphere around here is a bit thin so I may have to go and find my own fun. Hope everyone back in the bubble is well, miss you all like crazy, and can't wait to see you all again.
Yours
CMDR Concubine
P.S. Next stop, Kepler-100.
I am a Fed still (by accident of birth, but I am on good terms with all factions) and I am going to pop over to Cubeo to meet a few of the wig wearers for a bit of fun in a few weeks when I have a bit more insurance for my new Python, I tried scooping in my Vulture with an A1 last night to see if I could take it instead and go now, the A1 fuel scoop said no.
We are about having a laugh mainly, "Cubeo Razorback Bacon" was just a phrase that was thrown out in a general chat and it stuck, personally I quite like the name. That said if it causes an issue being in faction space throw in a bit of lore that the pigs were not happy in Cubeo due to climate change / mosquitoes / acid rain / pig eating rabbits etc and the population were moved to x system 20 LY's outside of PP space for their survival.
The only Empire space I have visited is Liedan, close to the feds to hand in bounty's. I just hope if it does happen they put it somewhere that makes sense.
Peace and
So that's where square sausages come from
I am glad I misunderstood, it happens often with the lack of context and my general lack of effort in reading through forum th reads.
All I'm saying is that The Minutemen are seriously pushing for a rare good, traded out of Bacon City that will be some form of Bacon. We have no desire to make it a political (Imp/Fed) thing in any way. I just assumed that your group was operating in the area around Carnoeck, and would also like to see this rare good introduced into the game.
Personally, I could care less if its includes the name of a Capital of another Power, but not everyone would see it that way.
By the way, there's another Bacon City in Gliese.828.
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Are you sure? I know there's one in Gleise 868 (#1). Did you mistake the numbers or is it another Bacon City/Port/Dock?
Either way, thanks for thinking of us!
Kevlar coated pig eating rabbits with lazorszzxx!!1!1!, accompanied by armadillos on camels with lazorszzxx!!1!1!
Now pick up your pigs and get out of PP space Dawg
, your gun will not help you! run for the hills.And all the pigs liked their new planet and made lot of rare Bacon, the end.