Bacon Cats!

[Dave1235]

I certainly don't wish to claim more authority than I have (first of equals, Command by consent, etc)... But if this is true, why hasn't anyone brought me some slaves and bacon?

I want slaves and bacon!

I don't do slaves of any type, but Bacon and Kittens, I am your man. I have not seen either for a while but if you desire them then I shall seek them mistress.

"By your command" ooops I went all cylon for a moment, I meant Bacon on demand, excuse me I am late for a meeting, gotta run. Will get back to you on the Bacon & kittens.

 

[Cody]

I don't smuggle slaves either - or firearms, for that matter. A contrabandista has to have principles!

 

[Julissa Silver]

A Baconatrix without slaves.

A story of tragedy and woe is my life.

 

[Mouse]

A Baconatrix without slaves.

A story of tragedy and woe is my life.

but free instead of slaves they can buy Bacon and add to your empire ^,^

 

[Faded Glory]

A Baconatrix without slaves.

A story of tragedy and woe is my life.

A Baconatrix without slaves.

What kind of a galaxy are we living in? Tragic it is, indeed.

 

[Julissa Silver]

Quickly, everyone send all your credits to me! I have a cunning (investment) plan...

 

[SNaomiScott]

Quickly, everyone send all your credits to me! I have a cunning (investment) plan...

I would, except I already gave all mine to these guys from Nigeria...

 

[Cody]

Ave, Imperatrix! All my credits? I only have 150k or so!

 

[Faded Glory]

Quickly, everyone send all your credits to me! I have a cunning (investment) plan...

I'm speechless.

I had heard (from reliable sources) that these forums were toxic, nobody helped anybody else, everyone was just looking out for their own interests.

Now I know it's not true. You are a beacon of light shining in the perpetual darkness of these forums.

 

[Zieman]

Quickly, everyone send all your credits to me! I have a cunning (investment) plan...

Sell my credits to you? Okay, you get my 80 million for a measly 2000 million...

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Oops, reading comprehension 101 - you wrote send instead of sell.

 

[Julissa Silver]

I'm speechless.

I had heard (from reliable sources) that these forums were toxic, nobody helped anybody else, everyone was just looking out for their own interests.

Now I know it's not true. You are a beacon of light shining in the perpetual darkness of these forums.

For my beloved minions, nothing is too great!

I would, except I already gave all mine to these guys from Nigeria...

Those Nigerian princes need help, too!

Oops, reading comprehension 101 - you wrote send instead of sell.

Worry not, there's still time for you to contribute.

 

[Mouse]

We should request a station in a sector that currently is empty.. ^,^

 

[Julissa Silver]

We should request a station in a sector that currently is empty.. ^,^

I hear Barnard's Star is completely uninhabited.

 

[CMDR Crustatious Cornelius Pig]

A Baconatrix without slaves.

A story of tragedy and woe is my life.

All I can pledge are these roses......MADE OF BACON




Note: I was not harmed in the production of this Bacon.

 

[Mouse]

I hear Barnard's Star is completely uninhabited.

start a whole new civilization

Baconia

 

[Julissa Silver]

start a whole new civilization

Baconia

When the Federation finally consumes itself and the Alliance stops being a nation and reverts to wandering about looking for 24-hour convenience stores to buy snacks, Baconia will rise to become the only area of space free from Imperial rule.

All hail Baconia!

 

[Mouse]

When the Federation finally consumes itself and the Alliance stops being a nation and reverts to wandering about looking for 24-hour convenience stores to buy snacks, Baconia will rise to become the only area of space free from Imperial rule.

All hail Baconia!

And lets not forget the national Anthem

[video=youtube;4M6qAMMqFhI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M6qAMMqFhI[/video]

 

[Julissa Silver]

And lets not forget the national Anthem

Obviously we'd have to have the version that isn't sung by Scudmungus.

 

[Roybe]

Obviously we'd have to have the version that isn't sung by Scudmungus.

I am sure he would do a tremendous job of anyone's national anthem....ala Bob Marley!

[video=youtube_share;2Pb80dbVUKM]https://youtu.be/2Pb80dbVUKM?t=28[/video]

 

[Julissa Silver]

I am sure he would do a tremendous job of anyone's national anthem....ala Bob Marley!

My only objection to Scudmungus doing the anthem is that I'd never, ever be able to tell if he was slipping in his own words. It would still be 98.6% better than anything that the guy in the linked video could do, however. He's -awful- in every way. If I had an Imperial Kill-Team he would be my first "fun" intervention. After the "work" of fixing the upcoming elections, naturally.