I miss the days when a phone was just a phone, I wish these useless apps for everything that come out now would just disappear into the void as they are totally pointless.
or am I just showing my age?
Yes.

I'm in my fifties, and smartphone apps are immensely useful to me every day. Work and personal email, camera, immediate googling for needed information, flashlight for things I can't see anymore, weather at my fingertips, driving navigation and commute traffic alerts, Kindle ebooks when on a plane, streaming music over bluetooth in my car, alarm clock, voice activated reminders...
All in one device. If you can play ED, you're more than savvy enough to use a smartphone.