Elite Poetry

Dommarraa

Dommarraa
Be nice to yu Thargoids dis christmas
Cos’ Thargoids just wanna hav fun
Thargoids are cool, Thargoids are wicked
An every Thargoid has a Mum.
Be nice to yu Thargoids dis christmas,
Don’t eat it, keep it alive,
It could be yu mate, an not on your plate
Say, Yo! Thargoid I’m on your side.
I got lots of friends who are Thargoids
An all of dem fear christmas time,
Dey wanna enjoy it, dey say humans destroyed it
An humans are out of dere mind,
Yeah, I got lots of friends who are Thargoids
Dey all hav a right to a life,
Not to be caged up an genetically made up
By any farmer an his wing.


Thargoids just wanna play reggae
Thargoids just wanna hip-hop
Can yu imagine a nice young Thargoid saying,
‘I cannot wait for de chop’,
Thargoids like getting presents, dey wanna watch christmas TV,
Thargoids hav brains an Thargoids feel pain
In many ways like yu an me.

(Benjamin Zephaniah 3302)
 
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Roly

R
Thousands of light years I've travelled,
flown ships with armour like butter.
The sidey I hated, my FAS was much fun
But nothing compares to my cutter!

The station says give way to big ships
don't speed, or fined you will be.
The biggest ship in the game I own
and no bug (ger) moves over for me!

In cargo I can carry shed loads
in combat I have the crack shot
pieces are left when I shoot them
But I still cant fit through the damn slot!
 

DaveB

DaveB
A Thargoid who lived in the Pleiades
Was disgusted with human society
So he posted bad verse
Then made it much worse
To cause them to lose their sobriety
 

IndigoWyrd

IndigoWyrd
Sometimes you feel like a klutz,
Worrying about the If's, and's and but's,
Though if you encounter a Thargoid,
It is better to avoid,
unless you're one of those PleiaDES NUTS.
 

Alec Turner

Alec Turner
While driving around a small moon
Alec's first SRV went baddaboom
Still a long way to go
He deployed SRV "Joe"
And carried on into the gloom!

[video=youtube_share;coM28vPem6Q]https://youtu.be/coM28vPem6Q[/video]

Read all about the ongoing adventure (and maybe even make a small charity donation?).

Circumnavigating-a-planet (for charity)
 
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GunnerBill

GunnerBill
I posted this elsewhere:

There was once a Commander called Thrust
Who mined a ’roid for rust
When he checked in his hold
It had all turned to Gold
Such is the legend of Thrust!
 

Vode-an

Vode-an
There once was a pilot of a Keelback,
Who wore a rather dapper tuxedo,
He loaded his bays with torpedoes,
Aptly named "Angry Burritos."

The pilot found a commander alone in super-cruise,
Setting himself up as a meaty ruse,
The commander looped behind and snickered in chat,
"My, that cargo hold looks a little fat!",
The pilot was promptly interdicted,
Oh, the damage the burritos inflicted.

edit: italics are cool
 
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IndigoWyrd

IndigoWyrd
A young pilot was feeling quite chipper,
as he took off in a brand new Clipper.
And when his tea was spent,
to the loo he went,
and caught it in his flight suit zipper.
 

Theodrid

Theodrid
Many ships are smallish,
'Winder, Cobra, Hauler
Many ships are longer,
Many ships are teller
Many ships are massive,
Cutter, Clipper, 'Conda,
So why my mother in law mass locks them all has to make you wonder.........
 

IndigoWyrd

IndigoWyrd
Theodrid said:
Many ships are smallish,
'Winder, Cobra, Hauler
Many ships are longer,
Many ships are teller
Many ships are massive,
Cutter, Clipper, 'Conda,
So why my mother in law mass locks them all has to make you wonder.........
Click to expand...

Yer mother-in-law mass locks Jaques station,
She has no scale, just an equation,
She can't go outside, she's already world-wide,
And all out luck, for she jumped into the air and got stuck,
And it takes a neutron star boost to get to her good side.
 

Schmack

Schmack
Dave likes to mine
mines every thing
collecting the fragments
from the pristine ring

hours would pass
limpets expiring
Dave at the helm
Never retiring

Back at the station
With a full bay
Selling his metals
collecting his pay

There sits Dave
all broken hearted
Dave is poorer now
Than when he first started

Mike likes to fly
Station to station
Hauling his passenger
To his desination

Mike wastes no time
Collecting his guests
Never even bothers
With their requests

Back on the pad
Missions completed
There next to Dave
Who's completely defeated

Mike is now rich
From minutes of travel
While Dave is a bum
Selling his gravel
 
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shadragon

shadragon
A new CMDR named Toad,
Demanded that credits flowed.
A player crocodilian,
He exploited several billion.
Then rage quit over no story mode.
 

IndigoWyrd

IndigoWyrd
shadragon said:
A new CMDR named Toad,
Demanded that credits flowed.
A player crocodilian,
He exploited several billion.
Then rage quit over no story mode.
Click to expand...

Now there's a tale to be told,
and I've some Florida real estate to be sold,
And if you deal with me,
I'll throw in this elevator key.
(I'm telling you this never gets old!)
 

Dan Dare

Dan Dare
There once was a pilot got married
His guests he continually harried
Tune in to his channel
He's on the comms panel
He didn't so much dillied as dallied.


I'll get my coat..
:p
 

babelfisch

babelfisch
I'll just repost my entry from the other thread...
https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php/369760-Rambling-poems

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles, grumbling
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!
 
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