Why did the Commanders wife leave him?
Because he was cruising the galaxy picking up ores.
Because he was cruising the galaxy picking up ores.
Elite themed cracker jokes
- Thread starter Zac Antonaci
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There was a space bar but they closed it. Nobody went there because they said it lacked atmosphere.
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Q: How did the Python pilot win an argument with an Eagle pilot?
A: He had a lot more points that were hard to argue against.
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Q: Was Ed holding his head in his hands because he's been awake for so long?
A: No. It's because he's Edward Lewis (his head was loose)
.... I'm not scraping the bottom of the barrel yet. I could still get a lot worse than this.
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Don't you mean nobody went there because it had an atmosphere?
<solemnly lifts a weighty tome from his bookshelf and flicks through the pages> No. According to my "Little and Large Bumper Book of Bad Puns", the official punchline of the "Pub on the Moon" joke is that is lacks atmosphere. There are a few footnotes on the bottom of this page though. Are you sure you're not confusing it with the "Curry House that was built on Uranus"?
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Why nobody builds a ship type Mongoose in Elite Dangerous?
They will be sued by Falcon deLacy for endangering their ship brand names.
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Why does FD not introduce a ship type Mongoose in Elite Dangerous?
A ship able to kill snakes would be overpowered.
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Why is the largest imperial ship not used much in combat?
It is not going to CUTter it.
They will be sued by Falcon deLacy for endangering their ship brand names.
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Why does FD not introduce a ship type Mongoose in Elite Dangerous?
A ship able to kill snakes would be overpowered.
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Why is the largest imperial ship not used much in combat?
It is not going to CUTter it.
Q: Why do Elite Commanders hate going to the toilet in space?
A: Because it just sucks!
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Q: What is still the same about Christmas today and in the year 3300?
A: No matter what you buy it still comes with about a ton of packaging!
A: Because it just sucks!
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Q: What is still the same about Christmas today and in the year 3300?
A: No matter what you buy it still comes with about a ton of packaging!
Q; How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A; After he has finished discussing things with the software engineers...
Q: When is the best time to hold a seance if you want to contact a dead Commander?
A: Following their wake, because then they can talk.
A: Following their wake, because then they can talk.
"Help I am being held prisoner in an Imperial Cracker Factory!"
Hold on! We'll pull you out of there!
You win the Internet.
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Cool! Does it come with batteries included?
No, sorry you have to power it with one of these, at least until the next major update.
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