Elite With Chuck Norris

NPCs and Stations to Chuck Norris:

"That's the big cargo haul I was looking for, surprised you made it this far. I'll drop my cargo so you add it to your cargo hold...do you need an escort to the station afterwards?"

"Mr Norris, you're being interdicted by System Authority law so we can take a selfie with you.....please?"

"Docking request accepted. Which pad? Any of them, Chuck!"

"No Fire Zone? Not for you, Chuck! Fire away!"
 
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You can always know when Chuck Norris has owned your ship, there is no slot for life support...Chuck Norris supports himself.
 
Oh man these are so hilarious.......chuck norris supports himself.. :)

Chuck Norris does not bounty hunt. Wanted pilots lined up to be round house kicked.
 
Chuck Norris doesn't need an Oculus Rift to see 3D, he already sees 10 dimensions. He can't however see the 11Th dimension because that IS Chuck Norris.
 
"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down".

Could come in use if a bit of re-orbiting adjustment was needed to bring that station nice and close to a star.

Sorry if this has been said or the quote has been used in some other form, couldn't be bothered to read all the content., neither did I change the quote, seemed quite relevant already
 
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