Chuck Norris can grief you in Solo!
Elite With Chuck Norris
- Thread starter Cruis.In
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It's not called griefing though, it's a high honor to be griefed by him.
The station asks Chuck Norris permission for him to dock.
There is nothing wrong with the Universe; it is working just how Chuck Norris wants it to.
NPCs and Stations to Chuck Norris:
"That's the big cargo haul I was looking for, surprised you made it this far. I'll drop my cargo so you add it to your cargo hold...do you need an escort to the station afterwards?"
"Mr Norris, you're being interdicted by System Authority law so we can take a selfie with you.....please?"
"Docking request accepted. Which pad? Any of them, Chuck!"
"No Fire Zone? Not for you, Chuck! Fire away!"
"That's the big cargo haul I was looking for, surprised you made it this far. I'll drop my cargo so you add it to your cargo hold...do you need an escort to the station afterwards?"
"Mr Norris, you're being interdicted by System Authority law so we can take a selfie with you.....please?"
"Docking request accepted. Which pad? Any of them, Chuck!"
"No Fire Zone? Not for you, Chuck! Fire away!"
The Universe is just a figment of Chucks' imagination.
Frontier Development refuse to name an NPC "Chuck Norris" due to fear of what it will do.
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Bad idea, your ship would be bobbling around the head!
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Bad idea, your ship would be bobbling around the head!
Chuck Norris ship can run silent indefinitely. That's how cool Chuck Norris is.
He could run silent if he wants to, but he don't need to. There ain't nothing Chuck Norris needs to hide from.
Chuck Norris owns all capital ships. He never retreats, just gets bored and leaves!
"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down".
Could come in use if a bit of re-orbiting adjustment was needed to bring that station nice and close to a star.
Sorry if this has been said or the quote has been used in some other form, couldn't be bothered to read all the content., neither did I change the quote, seemed quite relevant already
Could come in use if a bit of re-orbiting adjustment was needed to bring that station nice and close to a star.
Sorry if this has been said or the quote has been used in some other form, couldn't be bothered to read all the content., neither did I change the quote, seemed quite relevant already
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