Elite With Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris never scoops from suns. Suns scoop from him.
Chuck Norris never updates the game. Game updates him.
Chuck Norris tested auto-docking once. Station auto-docked on him.
Chuck Norris's ‘Repair All’ button is at 0%, even after 1.4.
Chuck Norris has played Horizons.
He thinks it's OK.
He thinks it's OK.
Now the devs call the SRV the SCN (tower).
Chuck Norris apologizes for the UA mystery: He was in Merope when he sneezed...
Your not dead until Chuck Norris decides your dead.
Chuck Norris has already been to most of the planets..that's why there is no sign of life.
Chuck Norris has already been to most of the planets..that's why there is no sign of life.
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Every time you use your frame shift drive it's not the engine giving you the needed boost but Chuck Norris that's just kind enough to give you a push.
The FSD punches a hole in Space Time for you to travel between stars. It learned that trick from Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
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If Chuck Norris's canopy breaks, the universe must replenish itself
If you see the Chuck Norris NPC, your ship self destructs automatically.
Coriolis starport rotate because the hotas of chuck norris was broken and no one had the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris went to have a good look at a black hole. It collapsed into him under the weight of his awesomeness.
Chuck Norris had a mentoring agency once. He stopped when Bruce Lee entered.
And it does not have a single bug...because the code fixes itself.
I'll even say more. Chuck Norris already finished playing Star Citizen. 3 times. Well, 2.
