Elite With Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris knows how seamless the transitions in Horizons are

All your surface bases belong to Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris wrote the 10 year roadmap for Elite Dangerous
 
Stations request docking from Chuck Norris.

;)

Chuck Norris never scoops from suns. Suns scoop from him.

Chuck Norris never updates the game. Game updates him.

Chuck Norris tested auto-docking once. Station auto-docked on him.

Chuck Norris's ‘Repair All’ button is at 0%, even after 1.4.
 
Your not dead until Chuck Norris decides your dead.

Chuck Norris has already been to most of the planets..that's why there is no sign of life.
 
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The FSD punches a hole in Space Time for you to travel between stars. It learned that trick from Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
 
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Javert

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Chuck Norris already finished developing all 10 years of Elite seasons in January this year.

He is just drip feeding the code to FD with no bugs, and they are messing it up.

He sends the code to them on his Iphone 9 through the 7G cell network.
 
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