Elite With Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris' thread can't be resurrected. Why? Because it never dies.
omg, you're right! my tongue just curled up, luckily I still have my fin
Chuck Norris never apologizes; he's infallible.
The galaxy was born from Chuck Norris' left nostril..or was it the right? I forget.
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I think this is my fav.
The statement that Chuck Norris is the only thing in the universe able to escape black hole is false...
The black hole escapes Chuck Norris
Robert Maynard
Volunteer Moderator
Only Chuck Norris is capable of nerfing Chuck Norris....
Objection, y'r honour. Chuck Norris is beyond nerfing. He's Chuck Norris. He *can't* be nerfed.
The defence rests its case.
Robert Maynard
Volunteer Moderator
I would wager that Chuck Norris could nerf Chuck Norris (if Chuck Norris decided to) - the question would be how would we notice - Chuck Norris would still be Chuck Norris, after all....
I would wager that Chuck Norris could nerf Chuck Norris (if Chuck Norris decided to) - the question would be how would we notice - Chuck Norris would still be Chuck Norris, after all....
Hmmm. While I agree that your argument has merit, I would still maintain my assertion that given the unassailable awesomeness of Chuck Norris it would, in actual fact, be impossible for Chuck Norris to be nerfed.
As a result, the whole concept of nerfing Chuck Norris is nothing more than a thought experiment. It's like the old philosophical argument that if God could make both an immovable object and an irresistible force, what would happen when the two meet?
Ergo, QED, ipso facto, sic transit gloria mundi. Also, honi soit qui mal y pense.
Robert Maynard
Volunteer Moderator
Hmmm. While I agree that your argument has merit, I would still maintain my assertion that given the unassailable awesomeness of Chuck Norris it would, in actual fact, be impossible for Chuck Norris to be nerfed.
As a result, the whole concept of nerfing Chuck Norris is nothing more than a thought experiment. It's like the old philosophical argument that if God could make both an immovable object and an irresistible force, what would happen when the two meet?
Ergo, QED, ipso facto, sic transit gloria mundi. Also, honi soit qui mal y pense.
Chuck Norris nerfing Chuck Norris would be akin to halving infinity....
Chuck Norris nerfing Chuck Norris would be akin to halving infinity....
And thus it is that the Universe ends. Or starts. Or something.
Now my brain hurts so I'm going to find a nice quiet corner in which to sit and recover.
They say Chuck Norris once stepped out of his ship to relieve himself. We now know this area as VY Canis Majoris.
Chuck Norris has infinite pips. This is because he has unlimited power, and he also likes citrus fruit.
The only thing more durable than a thread about Chuck Norris... is Chuck Norris.
Bruce Lee nerfed him good
Planets and stars orbit around Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris eats black holes as breakfast
Chuck Norris doesn't use lasers, he gets out of his Sidewinder and tame the Anaconda
Chuck Norris doesn't get hit, even laser and missiles apologise and make a u turn to where they came from
Chuck Norris eats black holes as breakfast
Chuck Norris doesn't use lasers, he gets out of his Sidewinder and tame the Anaconda
Chuck Norris doesn't get hit, even laser and missiles apologise and make a u turn to where they came from
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Chuck Norris nerfing Chuck Norris would be akin to halving infinity....
How many Chucks could a Chuck Norris nerf if a Chuck Norris could nerf Chucks?