One of the nice things about having Beta access is that you can play around with some of the ships you can't afford yet. Here are a few of my thoughts as I explored some of the bridges of the largest ships in the game so far, with the exception of the Imperial Cutter (dang it):
"Dang it! I can't get to the other side of this pillar!"
"There's a lot of wasted space on this bridge."
"Stairs down to the Commander's seat. Interesting design."
"I know this is a luxury liner, but this wasted space is sinful... is that a wet bar?"
"Star Trek called. They want their 'stand up control panels' back."
"I think I've seen this design before."
"Sweet! A coffee maker!"
"Wait a minute, did Core Dynamics simply repeat the same design on multiple... oh... right."
"Somebody didn't think this design through. The placement of things look rather... phallic to me."
"Wow! There's no doors, so you can see into the corridor beyond!"
"OK, now you're not even TRYING to be original!"
"Dang it! I can't get to the other side of this pillar!"
"There's a lot of wasted space on this bridge."
"Stairs down to the Commander's seat. Interesting design."
"I know this is a luxury liner, but this wasted space is sinful... is that a wet bar?"
"Star Trek called. They want their 'stand up control panels' back."
"I think I've seen this design before."
"Sweet! A coffee maker!"
"Wait a minute, did Core Dynamics simply repeat the same design on multiple... oh... right."
"Somebody didn't think this design through. The placement of things look rather... phallic to me."
"Wow! There's no doors, so you can see into the corridor beyond!"
"OK, now you're not even TRYING to be original!"