I'll never understand the hatred for wedding barges. Or any sort of NPC passenger ship to be honest. Just let them live in their fantasy, while you get on with reality. Plus, at least those people can make up for my lack of general happiness.
Ok, and maybe secretly I'd love to be able to be a wedding barge, and be invited to watch the wedding live as a thank you for my services, but that doesn't influence me not shooting at them, not in the slightest......