How to rant properly in DD

[Sylveria]

Lets consider my post a first draft, and since I haven't written many rant posts I could only go off what I have read. I do agree with the your suggestion regarding the Guides, might I be so humble to add a few more to your excellent list:

- Game Comparison: Proving another game is superior through conjecture and mis-information
- Decease Equine Torture: Never giving up on that one minor aspect that annoys you
- Going Solo: How to create your own thread about a topic that is mentioned in every other post

Not to mention the Doooooooooooom!!!!!!!!!! prophecy.

Oh wait, I just did. My bad.

 

[Auronio]

No.

Killjoy

So funny.

 

[Vandaahl]

Aaaannndd, not to forget, first state your intention. If your rant is a personal attack, begin with a statement that your rant is not a personal attack. Confusing? An example;
"This is not a personal attack, but Adam sucks."

Or;
"I don't mean to be rude, but your an idiot."

 

[Ian Phillips]

Aaaannndd, not to forget, first state your intention. If your rant is a personal attack, begin with a statement that your rant is not a personal attack. Confusing? An example;
"This is not a personal attack, but Adam sucks."

Or;
"I don't mean to be rude, but your an idiot."

Don't forget spell checks in your replies: Your != You're

 

[Sylveria]

Don't forget spell checks in your replies: Your != You're

Already covered previously by bad grammar, lack of hard returns, commas and periods.

Of course, in some cases- I need to amend by adding too many of the above, as well.

Case.In.Point.

 

[M00ka]

Don't forget spell checks in your replies: Your != You're

But isn't it better for the Rantor to do the Grammar bit, proves how intelligent they are ..

(damn did I really just type that lol)

 

[Cmdr Eagleboy]

Don't forget spell checks in your replies: Your != You're

Who the heck does spell checks while being angry?

 

[Walter2]

Who the heck does spell checks while being angry?

Proofreaders. There's no such thing as an ex-proofreader.

 

[RymdLazer]

MOOka you fool! Singlehandedly killed the white knight league! We have no chance! Haterz win!
Doooooooooom!

 

[xzanfr]

We all know that Dangerous Discussions is the home of the rant, ....

So with these simple steps I expect to see a much higher level of rants here, come on people, we need to lift the bar here

Good work!

This thread will be a great reference for creating a forum bingo card.

 

[M00ka]

MOOka you fool! Singlehandedly killed the white knight league! We have no chance! Haterz win!
Doooooooooom!

 

[Cmdr Eagleboy]

MOOka you fool! Singlehandedly killed the white knight league! We have no chance! Haterz win!
Doooooooooom!

M00ka just wants go back to play game, but can't because white knights still had chance to win.

Now haterz will roll over us and we can go to play game instead to arguing with them.

I say it's a win/win.

 

[RymdLazer]

M00ka just wants go back to play game, but can't because white knights still had chance to win.

Now haterz will roll over us and we can go to play game instead to arguing with them.

I say it's a win/win.

B.. but isn't forum wars endgame content?
I just want to be best at 1337 Dangerous pvp :0

 

[Cmdr Eagleboy]

B.. but isn't forum wars endgame content?
I just want to be best at 1337 Dangerous pvp :0

Let's be honest, we suck at forum meta warfare. Let's leave it to pros

 

[Sylveria]

B.. but isn't forum wars endgame content?
I just want to be best at 1337 Dangerous pvp :0

You have now earned +1 Forum-Fu XP.

Let's be honest, we suck at forum meta warfare. Let's leave it to pros

You have now earned +1 Forum-Fu XP.

 

[RymdLazer]

Let's be honest, we suck at forum meta warfare. Let's leave it to pros

I chose wrong faction. Pro players are always in team evil

 

[Auronio]

MOOka you fool! Singlehandedly killed the white knight league! We have no chance! Haterz win!
Doooooooooom!

Maybe I'm too ignorant but why would he have killed only the White Knights?
I thought his valid suggestions were equally applicable for BOTH the Knights AND the Haters!

Discombobulated...

 

[M00ka]

Maybe I'm too ignorant but why would he have killed only the White Knights?
I thought his valid suggestions were equally applicable for BOTH the Knights AND the Haters!

Discombobulated...

Without being too bold and presumptuous about it, I believe Commander Rymdlazer is concerned that my quaint little guide may assist those who may have taken a dislike to the game some assistance in their continued attacks by pointing out the errors of their woefully inadequate previous efforts ….

 

[RymdLazer]

Maybe I'm too ignorant but why would he have killed only the White Knights?
I thought his valid suggestions were equally applicable for BOTH the Knights AND the Haters!

Discombobulated...

Oh nooo... no.. no... White Knights don't rant. They always are polite and factual with perfect grammar.
What a silly thought you troll.
TROLL!
/s

 

[Auronio]

Without being too bold and presumptuous about it, I believe Commander Rymdlazer is concerned that my quaint little guide may assist those who may have taken a dislike to the game some assistance in their continued attacks by pointing out the errors of their woefully inadequate previous efforts ….

LOL
Don't think they will reach your level of sophistication... so Mostly Harmless at the best.

Oh nooo... no.. no... White Knights don't rant. They always are polite and factual with perfect grammar.
What a silly thought you troll.
TROLL!
/s

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