i still think everyone who disagrees with me should be put to trial in front of the community council.it really was a gem to see this after so many other posts. well done! What is making me laugh even harder is those that are posting in reply who seem to have utterly misinterpreted it as a result are helping prove lots of the parody, but spot on, points you made. I think for your own 'opening phase' for the post i give you 12/10!
manatees will rain down upon all who are guilty.
if you can't say anything nice get manateed