Ships I don't think I'm wrong...

[James_Teague]

Why do I think the annual ship-builder's meeting this year sounded like this...

Lakon: "So you like our Star Wars - looking freighter, eh?"

Faulcon DeLacy: "Our Python Mk II and Cobra MkV - They're pretty badass, don'tcha think?"

Zorgon Peterson: "Meh, our Mandalay is the best!! Hey Gutamaya, you're up first this year buddy! Whatcha gonna do for your new build?"

Gutamaya: Snorts onionhead off a hooker's rump "WE'RE GONNA STICK A SIZE 7 THRUSTER IN A SPACE TOUCAN"

 

[Lord Baron Von Vaderham]

That's better than my first reaction. I was seeing Sam Eagle from the Muppet's.

Honestly, I like that kind of no-nonsense approach to ship design. "We know this thing is going to be moving too fast for anyone to see, so we'll make it look ridiculous just to add insult to injury."