I have the perfect solution.

[Cheese Helmet]

Fdev creates Elite:Friendship and rainbows. All the ships run on love. Your guns dont damage other ships, But rather they tickle them making the pilot like you more and more until allied. No shields needed. The only crime is missing your 15 minute interval hugging break. Which makes your ship "sad" and display a frowny face in on the hud of anyone who scans you.

Powerplay is replaced with group yoga lessons. Pvp only functions as hauling competitions to see who can deliver the most puppies to schools if orphans. All who play are deemed morally superior by fdev. If you feel unsafe you can deploy a safe space where bob ross and mr rogers sing happy songs to you for 3 minutes.

Boom. Now everyones happy.

 

[Asp Explorer]

If there's free beer - sign me right up!

 

[Cheese Helmet]

If there's free beer - sign me right up!

Of course there is!

 

[Enderby]

Ah internet humour...

 

[Borko]

We’d need to add a module to spray sunshine and unicorn farts. Engineer it for extra glitter.

 

[mastermaniac]

And you wonder why no one wants to play with you in Open. :-D

 

[ShinyDewott]

I want free cookies.

 

[Cmdr Esteban]

Friendship Drive

||||||CHARGING||||||

 

[DeathStroke]

Now everyones happy.

No rainbow thruster exhaust? I'M NOT HAPPY.

 

[LeoBartlet]

Wow another PP related thread.

lokisigh.gif

 

[Cheese Helmet]

No rainbow thruster exhaust? I'M NOT HAPPY.

When you tickle and befriend 1000 ships your ship exhaust isnt rainbow colored, it shoots out literal rain clouds angled perfectly at the system star to create consecutive rainbow after rainbow.

 

[DeathStroke]

When you tickle and befriend 1000 ships your ship exhaust isnt rainbow colored, it shoots out literal rain clouds angled perfectly at the system star to create consecutive rainbow after rainbow.

No glitter? BOO....

 

[Demascus]

*sigh* millennials...i dont want to live on this planet anymore..

 

[sovapid]

If there's free beer - sign me right up!

Free beer and Carebear onesies and I'm in.

 

[Frenotx]

Fdev creates Elite:Friendship and rainbows. All the ships run on love. Your guns dont damage other ships, But rather they tickle them making the pilot like you more and more until allied. No shields needed. The only crime is missing your 15 minute interval hugging break. Which makes your ship "sad" and display a frowny face in on the hud of anyone who scans you.

Powerplay is replaced with group yoga lessons. Pvp only functions as hauling competitions to see who can deliver the most puppies to schools if orphans. All who play are deemed morally superior by fdev. If you feel unsafe you can deploy a safe space where bob ross and mr rogers sing happy songs to you for 3 minutes.

Boom. Now everyones happy.

HOW DARE YOU ADVOCATE FOR TAKING AWAY MY SUPER SHIELDS!

 

[Devari]

Fdev creates Elite:Friendship and rainbows. All the ships run on love. Your guns dont damage other ships, But rather they tickle them making the pilot like you more and more until allied. No shields needed. The only crime is missing your 15 minute interval hugging break. Which makes your ship "sad" and display a frowny face in on the hud of anyone who scans you.

Powerplay is replaced with group yoga lessons. Pvp only functions as hauling competitions to see who can deliver the most puppies to schools if orphans. All who play are deemed morally superior by fdev. If you feel unsafe you can deploy a safe space where bob ross and mr rogers sing happy songs to you for 3 minutes.

Boom. Now everyones happy.

This actually sounds more coherent and developed than the current state of the game.

Also according to the Ultimate Showdown apparently Mr. Rodgers is the most dangerous person in the universe so I'm not sure that would count as a safe space.