I just love it when...

[CMDR Xyhod]

When I see this:

and I'm hauling this:

What's some of the things that happen in elite dangerous that happens and you just can't help but to let loose a chuckle?

 

[DrinkyBird]

Passengers asking for goods always makes me laugh. "I'd like two tonnes of landmines to make this journey more comfortable" -- what are you doing back there?!

 

[Freyar]

He just wants to eat the Evacuation Shelters, wouldn't you? Lots of fiber.

 

[CMDR Xyhod]

Passengers asking for goods always makes me laugh. "I'd like two tonnes of landmines to make this journey more comfortable" -- what are you doing back there?!

Or when they ask for clothes... I always think "maybe you should have gotten dressed before you climbed aboard?"

 

[Bottom Hat]

Passengers asking for goods always makes me laugh. "I'd like two tonnes of landmines to make this journey more comfortable" -- what are you doing back there?!

Or they want two tonnes of consumer tech - I always presume they bought a burrito in departures, not realising that it's a frozen one in need of a microwave.
Or a pot noodle, and they need two tonnes of kettles.

 

[Bottom Hat]

Or when they ask for clothes... I always think "maybe you should have gotten dressed before you climbed aboard?"

New underwear is often needed when I 'accidentally' fail passenger missions for the bgs!

 

[CMDR Xyhod]

Or they want two tonnes of consumer tech - I always presume they bought a burrito in departures, not realising that it's a frozen one in need of a microwave.
Or a pot noodle, and they need two tonnes of kettles.

lol.. wish I could spam the "like"

 

[DrinkyBird]

Or they want two tonnes of consumer tech - I always presume they bought a burrito in departures, not realising that it's a frozen one in need of a microwave.
Or a pot noodle, and they need two tonnes of kettles.

I always thought consumer technology meant they wanted me to take a detour to the Apple store or something. (I daren't think what the prices of Apple products would be in 3308...)

I hope it's not kettles though, because now I'm worries they've found one of my many Pot Noodle stashes.

 

[Bottom Hat]

lol.. wish I could spam the "like"

Lol - it's a one per person, per joke society mate!

I always thought consumer technology meant they wanted me to take a detour to the Apple store or something. (I daren't think what the prices of Apple products would be in 3308...)

I hope it's not kettles though, because now I'm worries they've found one of my many Pot Noodle stashes.

It'd probably cost a fortune for a normal apple - have you had them want fruit & veg?!

I'm so you on the pot noodles though, perhaps they want to buy a safe to keep theirs in?

I don't know why, but it always makes me think of "white goods" when they ask for consumer tech...! Like a toasted sandwich maker, or a tall refrigerator! I'm weird though - and don't simply agree young man, I know where you live...!

 

[Thoragon]

 

[CMDR Xyhod]

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Why is it most all of npcs in space have that same head, anyway?

 

[Walter2]

Why is it most all of npcs in space have that same head, anyway?

They keep taking the same tablets.

 

[Rhaazerus Orzhov]

Yeah, pirates are gettin' real desperate these days.

 

[Codger]

Why is it most all of npcs in space have that same head, anyway?

It's a bug.

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issues.frontierstore.net

 

[Darth Wonko]

I daren't think what the prices of Apple products would be in 3308...

Especially when purchased by the tonne

 

[DrinkyBird]

I don't know why, but it always makes me think of "white goods" when they ask for consumer tech...! Like a toasted sandwich maker, or a tall refrigerator!

Actually - I just realised - perhaps you were confusing Consumer Technology with Domestic Appliances? I think I've seen both be asked for by passengers.

I'm weird though - and don't simply agree young man, I know where you live...!

1. Yes, you are weird.
2. I am no man
3. So what? I also know where I live.

 

[TrollhunterX]

It's a bug.

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issues.frontierstore.net

What, like the one from Mimic (1997)?

 

[Bottom Hat]

Actually - I just realised - perhaps you were confusing Consumer Technology with Domestic Appliances? I think I've seen both be asked for by passengers.

Yup you are spot on, getting myself muddled. It's the booze. Probably.

1. Yes, you are weird.
2. I am no man
3. So what? I also know where I live.

1. How very dare you
2. I know that.
3. Fair point.

 

[Mogen Teras]

It's a bug.

webapp

issues.frontierstore.net

A bug that has been in the game in some shape or form for literal years now.