I Was Ganked By A Thargoid Cyclops And I Think I Have A Date

[Rubbernuke]

Traitor!

Tay Tays all about finding common ground.]

But then, maybe its all a trick?

 

[Phongsalt]

I'm already looking forward to season 2. So what next for our undercover Thargoid nerd girl illegal alien killing machine?

 

[Rubbernuke]

Maybe that award is really the Guardian AI- it creates a Tay Tay Holo Me that no player could fight against using bland pop music to destroy all organic brains?

 

[Rubbernuke]

I'm already looking forward to season 2. So what next for our undercover Thargoid nerd girl illegal alien killing machine?

Thargoid nerd girl illegal alien killing machine: The Movie

 

[Interstellar Overdrive]

Maybe that award is really the Guardian AI- it creates a Tay Tay Holo Me that no player could fight against using bland pop music to destroy all organic brains?

Immune

 

[RELSPI]

Thargoid nerd girl illegal alien killing machine

This string of words has way too many possible readings. Can you elaborate a little? Is this a young female Thargoid, who is a nerd, and is also good at killing illegal aliens? Or is it a Thargoid which is good at killing illegal aliens that are young female nerds?

 

[Interstellar Overdrive]

This string of words has way too many possible readings. Can you elaborate a little? Is this a young female Thargoid, who is a nerd, and is also good at killing illegal aliens? Or is it a Thargoid which is good at killing illegal aliens that are young female nerds?

All of the possible meanings simultaneously.

 

[znôrt]

I'd never felt so loved.

that's just a cutscene. you know nothing

What should I wear for our next meeting?

either one gauss cannon or two gauss cannons.
or nothing.
have fun!

 

[znôrt]

This is art.

This is madness.

sexactly!

 

[Speedcuffs]

All of the possible meanings simultaneously.

Yes, leading to much confusion and misunderstanding.
An excellent comedic device.

 

[Interstellar Overdrive]

Yes, leading to much confusion and misunderstanding.
An excellent comedic device.

Most assuredly so.

 

[Rubbernuke]

All of the possible meanings simultaneously.

Quantum computing Thargoid nerd girl illegal alien killing machine: Entangled qubits of love gasps for air

 

[Deejayeff145]

Does Jordan Rochester get revealed as a Guardian AI reprogrammed by a joint venture by the Federation and the Empire to stop Aisling and the Thargoid meeting?

 

[Cmdr Esteban]

All I can say is....

....I hope its a conventional birth.

OP, ingore the disparaging comments. I hope you'll be very happy together.

 

[RELSPI]

Does Jordan Rochester get revealed as a Guardian AI reprogrammed by a joint venture by the Federation and the Empire to stop Aisling and the Thargoid meeting?

Ram Tah would veto it. The message would be more subtle.

 

[Rubbernuke]

Does Jordan Rochester get revealed as a Guardian AI reprogrammed by a joint venture by the Federation and the Empire to stop Aisling and the Thargoid meeting?

Sort of like Love Island, just with sexy Powerplay hunks and lasses that are co-incidentally alien killer cyborgs?

 

[Deejayeff145]

Ram Tah would veto it. The message would be more subtle.

Depends if his hand was forced by Palin's encouragement of Aisling's relationship with the thargoid to get some human/thargoid hybrids to experiment on.

 

[Vasco Sapien]

So I was doing some rescue missions on a station sabotaged by Ram Tah (and then blamed on the Thargoids), and when I jumped into the system I was hyperdicted.
I was already getting a kind of tight feeling in my chest - I've never been noticed like that before - when suddenly my ship shut down. I could barely hear anything. Just when I thought it was a Guardian trick, the dreamiest Cyclops I've ever seen floated around in front of me, stared me RIGHT in the eyes, and started scanning my ship! As the alien radiation washed over my body, I'd never felt so loved. He was a bit too shy to stick around, though, so he flew away - but by locking onto a bunch of systems and looking at his wake, I worked out where he was going to be next!

What should I wear for our next meeting? I'm so excited - although it probably won't be able to go too far before the 2020 xenoromance update.

I figured that Thargoids being an insect race organised themselves by Eusociality.
If this is the case you might find that all Thargoids are Female, much like a Bee hive or Ant colony. A Queen and many female workers.

Fdev have also eluded to this being the case.

https://elite-dangerous.fandom.com/wiki/Thargoid

Frontier Developments staff commented that all Thargoids are female.

You might be barking up the wrong bush.

 

[Interstellar Overdrive]

Fdev have also eluded to this being the case.

Fdev knows nothing about Elite.

 

[Rubbernuke]

Depends if his hand was forced by Palin's encouragement of Aisling's relationship with the thargoid to get some human/thargoid hybrids to experiment on.

Ram Tah forcing hands? Palin's encouragement?

Suits you sir!