I Was Ganked By A Thargoid Cyclops And I Think I Have A Date

[Rubbernuke]

Fly with your Asp’s cargo hatch open. That should prove quite alluring for them.

Thats a bit taboo, even for this thread.

 

[PiLhEaD]

All of this on a first meeting. Not even a date!? I shall inform the tabloids immediately!! And book you a slot on Jeremy.... ....aaaah.... scrub that last bit.....

 

[PiLhEaD]

Thats a bit taboo, even for this thread.

Nah, it's all good innocent fun until someone mentions using limpets......

 

[Rubbernuke]

All of this on a first meeting. Not even a date!? I shall inform the tabloids immediately!! And book you a slot on Jeremy.... ....aaaah.... scrub that last bit.....

I think dear mr Kyle would explode if he asked who the father was, only to be told it was lesbian space insects.

 

[PiLhEaD]

I think dear mr Kyle would explode if he asked who the father was, only to be told it was lesbian space insects.

A win-win?

 

[Rubbernuke]

A win-win?

Whats going to fill that ITV afternoon slot?

 

[Phongsalt]

Nah, it's all good innocent fun until someone mentions using limpets......

You had to go and do it,didn't you...

 

[PiLhEaD]

Whats going to fill that ITV afternoon slot?

A fly on the wall documentary of RELSPI adapting to life as a single parent with a half-alien? The DHSS forms are all going to need an overhaul methinks!

 

[PiLhEaD]

You had to go and do it,didn't you...

Tj made me do it...?

 

[Speedcuffs]

A fly on the wall documentary of RELSPI adapting to life as a single parent with a half-alien? The DHSS forms are all going to need an overhaul methinks!

Nono.
A sitcom, RELSPI played by James Woods, Goid child played by Ryan Reynolds.

Oh the antics!

 

[Rubbernuke]

A fly on the wall documentary of RELSPI adapting to life as a single parent with a half-alien? The DHSS forms are all going to need an overhaul methinks!

Or, Mahon and Me, a gentle sitcom where frat boy Zachary Hudson has a new nerdy roommate. What will happen? Tune in after Loose Talk!

 

[Siobhan]

Tj made me do it...?

Tj is RELSPI? Or the Thargoid? I R Confused (again).

 

[Phongsalt]

Or, Mahon and Me, a gentle sitcom where frat boy Zachary Hudson has a new nerdy roommate. What will happen? Tune in after Loose Talk!

That's if the international bowels tournament final doesn't overrun.

 

[RELSPI]

Nono.
A sitcom, RELSPI played by James Woods, Goid child played by Ryan Reynolds.

Oh the antics!

I never knew James Woods was a crossdresser. Or that Ryan Reynolds had six legs.

 

[Midian Cabal]

I'm soooo tempted to block and report all of you weird thargoid lovers...

We're trying to establish a reliable communication channel with them, unlike those AX blokes. For the science, of course.

 

[Siobhan]

I never knew James Woods was a crossdresser.

Just another one of those things that are not generally spoken of round here.

 

[PiLhEaD]

That's if the international bowels tournament final doesn't overrun.

International Bowels - that sounds quite horrendous!

 

[Speedcuffs]

I never knew James Woods was a crossdresser. Or that Ryan Reynolds had six legs.

He's good.

 

[RELSPI]

Just another one of those things that are not generally spoken of round here.

Oh, it's one of those 'Deep Lore' things. Sorry, I'm not up-to-date on things quite so hip and happening.

 

[Phongsalt]

Tj is RELSPI? Or the Thargoid? I R Confused (again).

One of us...one of us...