I Was Ganked By A Thargoid Cyclops And I Think I Have A Date

[RELSPI]

This thread is getting off-topic: regardless of potential threats to my life or my fragile heterosexuality, what should I wear for the date?

 

[Chaparral]

Thargoids are early generation asari.

 

[Siobhan]

This thread is getting off-topic: regardless of potential threats to my life or my fragile heterosexuality, what should I wear for the date?

Well, what goes with ovipositors?

 

[RELSPI]

Thargoids are early generation asari.

Plot twist: the Thorian asari clones are more normal than regular asari

 

[RELSPI]

Well, what goes with ovipositors?

Oregano.

 

[Siobhan]

Oregano.

Well sure, that goes with everything, but I'm not sure you can make a cute outfit from it... But eh, I'm 50, what do I know...

 

[Retropolitan]

This thread is getting off-topic: regardless of potential threats to my life or my fragile heterosexuality, what should I wear for the date?

Green gauze and gold lame, with a dry-ice packed summer hat.

 

[RELSPI]

Well sure, that goes with everything, but I'm not sure you can make a cute outfit from it... But eh, I'm 50, what do I know...

I mean, someone suggested a salad dress earlier. Maybe doing it with stitched-together oregano leaves would be more... aromatic.

 

[Tarman]

Well, what goes with ovipositors?

Usually this:

Not conducive to an amicable date though.

 

[Siobhan]

Usually this:
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Not conducive to an amicable date though.

So now we know who'll play RELSPI...

 

[Crank Larson]

what should I wear for the date?

A caustic resistant cargo rack.

 

[Phongsalt]

This thread is getting off-topic: regardless of potential threats to my life or my fragile heterosexuality, what should I wear for the date?

Something green and vaguely slimy.Did james woods confirm?I hear Walken is interested.Still think we oughta go with this guy,though.

 

[Schmack]

This thread is getting off-topic: regardless of potential threats to my life or my fragile heterosexuality, what should I wear for the date?

Guardian weapons if you can find them.

 

[RELSPI]

Something green and vaguely slimy.Did james woods confirm?I hear Walken is interested.Still think we oughta go with this guy,though.View attachment 132092

Why do you keep suggesting men? Is there something about my face?

 

[Rick6549]

Why does this thread have 8 pages ?

 

[Phongsalt]

Well,i was thinking of him more for the role of a spurned Mahon / jealous ex,but of course,if the prospect of Mahon going toe to toe with your mysterious thargoid lover as they beat each other to a bloody pulp over you doesn't excite you, you can just have a quiet night in.

 

[RELSPI]

Why does this thread have 8 pages ?

Because people like seeing the truth of the human condition.

Well,i was thinking of him more for the role of a spurned Mahon / jealous ex,but of course,if the prospect of Mahon going toe to toe with your mysterious thargoid lover as they beat each other to a bloody pulp over you doesn't excite you, you can just have a quiet night in.

I don't want Edmund in any trouble ;-;

 

[aRJay]

Thargoids could be like parasitic wasps. In which case, it's probably worth knowing if you're with a male or female one very early on in the relationship. Nobody likes brain eating larvae.

Depends if they are fried or boiled and just how hungry you are as well.

 

[aRJay]

This thread is getting off-topic: regardless of potential threats to my life or my fragile heterosexuality, what should I wear for the date?

Something in green and blue shot silk, definitely not red as that seems to be a sign of anger, with some kind of flower like cut to it.

 

[Speedcuffs]

I think something chitinous with dark green iridescent effect.
Possibly some interestingly complex mandibles.