I Was Ganked By A Thargoid Cyclops And I Think I Have A Date

[Dillon Fallon]

cries

Its beautiful

It feels as if balance has been returned to the force.

 

[Rubbernuke]

It feels as if balance has been returned to the force.

Even when ED kicks you firmly in the summer fruit, threads like this bring back they joy.

 

[Silure]

Be advised that inter-species relationship's were outlawed throughout the Galaxy, due to the clean-up bill following Zemina Torval's infamous " Toga " parties.
Watch your six CMNDR.
o7

 

[Rubbernuke]

Be advised that inter-species relationship's were outlawed throughout the Galaxy, due to the clean-up bill following Zemina Torval's infamous " Toga " parties.
Watch your six CMNDR.
o7

The real shock is that Torval is only 37 years old. She partied so hard her skin fell off.

 

[Siobhan]

The real shock is that Torval is only 37 years old. She partied so hard her skin fell off.

Is that what happened to most of the NPC crew? Too much time partying with Zemina?

 

[Rubbernuke]

Is that what happened to most of the NPC crew? Too much time partying with Zemina?

Zemina is the party master. Tight youthful faces go in, worn saggy flesh comes out.

 

[Midian Cabal]

Zemina is the party master. Tight youthful faces go in, worn saggy flesh comes out.

So that's why the Princess cancelled her wedding...

 

[Siobhan]

So that's why the Princess cancelled her wedding...

Nah, that was because sneaky pirates stole the onionhead cake

 

[Midian Cabal]

Nah, that was because sneaky pirates stole the onionhead cake

What, at the party?

 

[Siobhan]

What, at the party?

Before the party...

 

[RELSPI]

After the party.

 

[Rubbernuke]

After the party.

These threads feel like a party. Or maybe a baby shower. Or some crazy Scooby Doo flashback powered by hard drugs.